Friday, March 18, 2005

   Sugar makes me say bad things...
Hey yalls!!! Wow haven’t said that for a long time... hyper… buzzzzzzzz….(spins in circles) I got cookies….. bwuhahaha.. any way.. this particular “chapter”, cause its somehow sprung into a story… is inspired by Zan... best pick up lines I’ve heard in... well… ever.. lol... to bad I’m cynical... and involved… Oh Crowley!!!!

Bobby: Hi!! (waves) My name is Bobby.. im the little karma-dealing demon that follows Sita around.. why then? you might ask, am I standing outside this shed instead of following her around.. well (gets starry eyed) my life’s love…(loving sigh) … my reason to breath.. the very substance and being of my soul… (lovingly utters) …Hyper…currently lies trapped with in this formidable structure…(the door swings open but he doesn’t notice) which imprisons her glowing radiance…(Hyper gives him a dirty look and starts to wriggle toward the door from under the garden equipment she knocked over).. but.. I.. her one true love…(strikes heroic pose).. shall free her.. and together we shall dispense bad karma on those foul fiends who have so unjustly wrapped her in ropes of silence, who enclosed her jubilant joy for life with a wooden tomb, stolen my very life’s essence from me!! I shall free her!!( he turns around and sees the door is open and hyper is gone) my love!!…. where hath thou art gone? (stupid Shakespeare…)
[ ( while he talks Hyper crawls out of the shed and manages to pull the tape off and chews through the ropes…) You dumba**.. took you long enough!! ( she notices the frog) FROGGY!!! ( she runs over and hugs the frog)]
Bobby: well the union just messaged me.. then I had to shower.. then I had to change outfits.. must look perfect for you my love.. then I had to pick.. uhhh.. (he looks thoughtful for a moment) 20.. yeah 20 locks.. and ( hyper gives him a look) What is it that distresses my love so?
[ the door was unlocked…you can go now.. (she waves her hand at him)]
Bobby: but… I was … I was going to help you..(he grabs Hyper’s hand and kneels down) I swore to myself that I would stand by your side.. dispersing bad karma to those who wrong you.. breath your very being to live…
[ uhhhhh…(*blink blink) where’s Crowley?]
Bobby: (anime fall) who cares about that hell demon?
[ ME!!! (gets starry eyed) the physic of a god.. the voice smother than silk itself…hair finer that lambs wool…]
Bobby: (gets starry eyed) yea.. YES!!.. you are all those things and more.. a true divine idol where I sacrifice my very will to live…
They both stand there for a second and drooling…
Bobby: (snaps out of it) No who find those fiends who so cruelly imprisoned you…

Yep yep.. ok.. the theme thing is tied.. again.. grrr…. I think if its not better by Friday I’m gonna chose.. til then I think well stick with the green mostly cause I to lazy… oh.. also I was playin with the idea of adding a “homosexual” character.. excel saga style.. nothing nasty… anyway.. its just an idea right now.. yet me know if you have problems with that.. may not even happen but god only knows what will happen in this story so I just wanted to check.. anyway.. ttyl. Off to bed now... time to crash
Sita

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