Saturday, March 19, 2005

   Whats a girl to do when shes got nothing but time
Ok well Red Phoenix wanted to be in the story too... so this is his opening scene.. uhhh.. does it make sense to everybody?…. should I explain who the characters are again? let me know if you do… if the story is confusing.. well... it makes sense if your drunk…. That being said I do not condone underage drinking (Blue eyes spikes the punch bowl... and walks away) now.. help your self to anything… punch… chips…. Hey… where did all this come from anyway…?

Red Phoenix: (sits on a bed of pillows and looks bored) What do you want Bobby?
Bobby: (looks nervous) I need your help…
Red Phoenix: Really… Bobby? (gives him a sarcastic look) I would have never guessed that from the way you crawled through the door… HEY DONT TOUCH THAT!!!!
[(picks up a dangerous looking knife) Oooo Shiny…..]
Bobby: (rushes over to Hyper and takes the knife away... he polishes it and puts it back on the shelf) Please my life’s light... be careful…
Red Phoenix: (rolls his eyes) Bobby… what do you want?
Bobby: Well you see.. the thing is… these horribly devious and cruel creatures… bound and tied my love (looks starry eyed at Hyper, who picks up a cage and starts making baby sounds to the creature inside)… and oh so cruelly locked her away…
[ ( tries to pet the creature…) nice birdy…(…it bites her, she drops the cage and starts to jump up and down shaking her finger and muttering gibberish)]
Red Phoenix: (watches Hyper as she jumps around)… personally I would have left her tied up…
[OWWWWWYYYYYY!! Stupid bird…]
Red Phoenix: If not for her safety...then for everybody else’s…(calls to Hyper) that was an Arabian Fluted Hish…your lucky you’re not dead…. (Turns to Bobby and looks bored again) so what do you want me to do about it?
Bobby: well… ahh… you see.. I was hoping that you could.. ahhh..” take care of” one of the people…
Red Phoenix: for a price… of course I can
Bobby: well.. actually… I got a coupon (Pulls out rumpled coupon).. it said first killing free
Red Phoenix: (looks at coupon) Bobby… (he rubs his eyes in annoyance) this is expired…
Bobby: but…(he looks at the coupon)…. I just cut it out of the paper this morning…
Red Phoenix: No Bobby… you don’t understand… this coupon is… (extremely malicious emphasis) expired.
Bobby: (his eyes get wide) but… well… how… what am I suppose to do now… (looks over at Hyper who now holds a big gun)
[BANG!!! RITITITITITITITTATATATATATATA! BOOM!!! WheeeeEEEEEEWHOOOOOOOOooooooooo….. CRASHAGLE!!!!! (jerks the gun around dangerously) ]
Bobby: (turns around to face Red Phoenix with starry eyes…) How much….?
Red Phoenix: (Hides behind the bed of pillows) ITS GONNA BE YOUR LIFE IF THAT GUN GOES OFF!!!

(sigh) where has the humour gone…[ well if you would have used my idea!!] we are not reading out of my journal!! [ but its funny… like there’s this one entry about Crowley…( pulls out book) and I quote… “then he did it again and …mmhmhhhm…” (Sita covers her mouth) ] nobody wants to hear that…(“innocent” grin)… you people are hard to please.. the poll is still tied… I think I’m gonna choose the new theme… at least half of you will be happy with it.. lol.. na its all good… I think that well have trigun till ‘m tired of it.. then excel saga till I get tired of it… then at that point.. well to tell the truth at that point I might not be on high speed anymore…only one more month or so of classes.. then I got exams.. then I have to move back home…. (sigh) that’s gonna be an adjustment… maybe ill find my own place… I’m just to use to staying up all night now.. I cant go back... they cant make me… well they prolly can… I don’t have any money -_- lol.. Ill make it work!! Any way.. that’s not for a little while still… never know.. I might win the lottery and get to sleep for the rest of my life.. lol ^.^ i wish… nyway that’s it for today…
Sita
edit: just a reminder.. i will be editing the friends list soon (aka when i get around to it) you leave a comment... your safe.. you sent a pm... your safe.. you dont visit and leave some indication of being here.. tough luck.. your not safe.. course i will be cheaking all the older posts cause i know some people have lives unlike me and dont get around that often... ^_____^
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