Wednesday, March 30, 2005

   Dont Wanna be a Thorn in Your Side... Damn it Howee!!! ^.^
I wanna go mosh... that being said...cause yesterdays chapter was so short… I made this one really long…^.^…so I guess ill just keep my rant to myself today… though I do have a topic I oh so want to rant about…. It can wait though!!! On with the story!!!

Armisael: (hands out a wand to each person) These are prototypes… just developed…uhhh might be best not to use them unless you have to….
Red Phoenix: (Looks the wand over)What is it?
Sita: How do they work?
Crowley: I don’t know….(looks at the wand with suspicion)
[Hehe.. mines pink]
Bobby: The passion with which you glow, knows no definition of color… If nothing else it is like a white-hot radiance, my love
Crowley: Bobby….
Bobby: Yes?
Crowley, Sita, Red Phoenix, and Armisael: SHUT UP !!
[Hehe… pink]
Sita: (gives Hyper a look and turns to Armisael) So how do they work?
Armisael: Well (she holds up a wand).. you can do it in a few ways… you can push this button here(points at the button) or you can… (mumbles something)
Sita: What was that second thing?
Armisael: I said…(mumbles it again)
Red Phoenix: Sita… he’s moving fast… we got to go quick…
Crowley: (puts the wand in his pocket) well lets go then…
Sita: (looks at Armisael then at the rest of the group) ok.. we’ll go…if we have to use these.. we’ll all use them at the same time, ok?
Bobby: Or one of us could try it out quickly…
Red Phoenix: There isn’t time… we have to move now
Sita: (starts up her mecha) Ok… let’s go... but remember... at the same time…
[yayyyy! Here we go!!]
Crowley: Could we please keep her tied up though?
Armisael: (looks puzzled) why would we untie her to begin with?
(and they all ride off)
Fro: hehe (shifty eyes… runs along a wall with his blanket cape pulled over his face Dracula style (where do I get this stuff… oh yeah… sugar)) they will never catch me… what was up with those chicks anyway… all I did was take a button…(stops for a moment and looks around with shifty eyes and starts to sing …


… his “theme” song… he starts to move again)
(ok I need to take a moment to get control of myself… stupid mental images……….. ok all better now)
Fro: dom dun daaaaaaaaa!!!! (keeps singing his theme song… he stops really fast as a bolt hits the wall right in front of his face) uh-oh…( he turns to run the other way and another bold hits the wall on the other side) that’s not good…
Sita: FREEZE THEIF!!!
Fro: its that crazy chick (looks at the group) O.O and she’s got a gang… this isn’t good at all(looks around with shifty eyes again and pulls the cape over his face again)Who dares approach me?!?!?
Crowley: Oh cut the theatrics… where’s the button?
Red Phoenix: (Sights on his crossbow) I could end this with one quick click…]
Sita: No!! if he’s hidden the button we may never find it…
Red Phoenix: well then…(sights with the crossbow again) lets make this a little easier…(he shoots and the bolt catches the cape and pins it to the wall.)
Fro: (looks down) Oh for the love of….(he gives and exasperated sigh and tries to pull the cape away) Stupid… (pulls again harder) let go damn you….(pulls even harder) common!!!! (tried once more and looks up at Red Phoenix) Whats wrong with you?! Now my cape is stuck… I can’t get away!! (Starts to mutter to himself) some people... don’t know how the whole evil villain thing works…. There suppose to try to stop me… and I get away… then they catch me again… and then there is a big climactic ending where they battle me in a seemingly futile battle… and THEN… then they get to beat me. But they never… EVER… get to SCREW UP THE CAPE… poor cape…(strokes the cape)
Sita: (the Groups watches this for a moment) Uhhh…(shakes her head) where is the damn button?
Fro: (looks up) huh? (blank look)
[I wish I had a cape…]
Crowley: (gets impatient ) Where is the button ?!?!
Fro: well you see…(looks at his hands) uhh… the thing is….
Armisael: Spill it!!
Fro: I started some Ramen…
Bobby: what does that mean?!?!
Fro:……..
Sita: Hey!!
Fro:…….
Crowley: This is ludicrous…(gets off the mecha and walks over to the Fro) Oy!! You... snap out of it!! (claps his hands in front of the Fro’s face)
Fro: Huh? What now?
Sita: where is the button?!?! The button!! The one you stole!!
Fro: Oh… umm….. well… I kinda… lost it
Every bodies Jaw Drops…
[…….hahahahaha]
Sita: (eye twitch.. smacks Hyper) what do you mean.. lost?
Fro: what do you think I mean? Lost.. gone.. missing! no where in sight… lost!!
Crowley: I hope to gggg……. Ggggoooooo…… gggggooooooooaaaaaaaarrrrrg….(hehe he cant say god) I hope your joking….
Red Phoenix: (whispers to Sita) can I kill him now?
Sita: (eye twitch) no… not yet….
Fro: You don’t want to kill me (holds up his hands) !! big mess…. Blood everywhere… not good at all.. you want to know what would be a good punishment? Pocky… yes punish me by pocky
Crowley: (starts to smack his head against the wall) useless… pointless… waste of time… bloody (smack)…. Bloody(smack).. damn (smack)… hell…(he rests his head against the wall, and puts his fist though the wall)
Sita: Crowley?
Crowley: (mumbles) yes…
Sita: I know your immortal and all.. but quit it.. its not healthy…
Crowley: (mumbles) dont tell me what to do…(starts smacking the wall again)
Red Phoenix: (Walks up to Armisael) so this boyfriend… is it serious?
Armisael: (threatening) you want to find out?
Red Phoenix: Not really…(takes a step away and looks down)
Armisael: Good call….

Ok I was going to have a music video but the fro was kind enough to provide me with a theme song in theme song form… so you have to listen to that today… bwuhahaha… what did I tell you… long eh? For the record… I didn’t get good music taste from Howee… he's so pround of himself but...I have taste to begin with… the poor guy… nearly killed him at one point... lol... it was so much fun!! also i think in the near future i will be cahnging the theme to excel saga.. i love the trigun theme but excel goes with the story...Anyway… I’m going now… stuff to see… people to do… and tomorrow… My rant on the fist volume of DNAngel … cause there is one particular thing that really ticks me off… ttyl
Sita

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