Wednesday, April 6, 2005

I CAN ALMOST SEE THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!
(covered in a blanket surrounded by gophers )ok… He’s still throwing cars… mainly at me.. and while I’m not entirely happy to be in an alliance with them (points at gophers) well… they’re use to being hit by cars…. And the blanket? Nothing defeats the awesome protective power of the blanky!!! It’s a scientific fact.. so on with the story… this chapter has been a long time coming… for sure….

Fro: what took you so long?!?!
Sita: What the hell is that?!?!?
Crowley: Well.. its unexpected.. that’s for sure….
Red Phoenix: OH YEAH!! Finally some action
Armisael: You said it!! (hops on her mecha)
Zan: (inside a large mecha suit… Think Gundam here people…. With great theatrics) I!!! I AM THE MAGNIFICENT MECHANICALLY AND MOST MARVOLLOUS ZAN!!!! FEAR ME!!
Red Phoenix: (rolls his eyes and mutters) you have got to be kidding me… I see five weak spots already….
Armisael: I see six..
Fro: Hey!! I asked you a question!! Where were you?
Zan: well I had to make sure my suit was all shiny and polished…
Fro: Why? …. According to unofficial indirect rules of combat in written fiction, movies, and radio documentaries on the West Nile Crocodile.. your going to fight an awesome battle.. but with a suit all shiny and polished like that.. your going to lose
Zan: Am not
Fro: Are to… it’s the rules
Zan: Rules are made to be broken
Fro: so is the uniform shine on that suit
Zan: I’ll deal with that later
Fro: That suit will be scrap later
Zan: Scrap like from supper?
Fro: No.. like from paper
(so as they argue….)
Armisael: Sita… you remember those wands?
Sita: yea… (pulls out her wand)
Armisael: Well I think its time to use it… me and Red will attack with our mechas while you get ready…
Sita: awwwww…. I wanted to use the mechas…
Crowley: Sita... Just listen to her….
Sita: fine…
Armisael: You, Crowley, Bobby and Hyper all use the wands.. and me and Red will take care of Zan
(BTW.. Fro and Zan are still arguing)
Fro: look!! I’m stuck to a wall here!!
Zan: take the cape off then you moron
Fro: (looks shocked and offended ) You cant just up and take off the blanket cape…
Sita: (looks over at Zan and Fro arguing) Ok… lets do it…
(Armisael, and Red Phoenix ride off on the mechas and start to buzz around Zan as Sita and the rest get ready)
Sita: ok.. I guess first we should wake then up…(looks at hyper and Bobby)
Armisael: I’LL DO IT!!(smacks Hyper and Bobby)
Sita: I though you just rode off to look after Zan…
Armisael: I am...(confused)
[(yawn) what’s going on?]
Bobby: I had the most wonderful dream…
Sita: get up!! NOW!! We have things to deal with..
Crowley: Get your wands out…
[ooooo.. the pink one?]
Crowley: yes.. now lets go
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DISCLAIMER: I have a lot of these… the following events are due to one too many episodes of Sailor Moon (wooo Sailor moon!! My first official intro to anime) and a very, very twisted mind.
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Sita: Ok…(looks over her wand) Armisael said to push the button to make it work
[ Can we say a catchy phrase as we push it?]
Crowley: Why?
Bobby: Kinda seems like the right thing to do…
Sita: fine... lets just get this over with…
[hehe.. can we say “for love and justice”?]
Sita: oh my god.. yes, yes.. fine lets just get this over with.. on three.. one.. two... three
(they all push the buttons on the wands and say “ for love and justice”… with various degrees of enthusiasm.. Crowley stutters on love…)
(ok!! IMAGINATION TIME!!! Woo fun fun… Imagine a fancy dancy shiny transformation sequence all magic girl like… remember at the same time... I’m twisted…(evil grin))
Crowley: (looks down at his “suit”… he looks shocked for a moment…) Oh dear bloody hell.. why? (He looks like he’s about to cry)
Sita: (twitch) you have got to be kidding me…
Bobby: (looks at Crowley) I quite like it… unconventional.. but it works for him…
Sita: Look at yourself…
Bobby: (almost screams) OH MY GOD!!
[ hehe (dances around) I got a pretty pink skirt.. and Sita’s got a blue one and Crowley’s got a red one… and.. oooo.. bobby’s got an orange one... its so pretty!!!!]
Crowley: (looks at Sita) please… kill me…
Sita: No, No… you do me first…
Crowley: There has to be a way to change back!!! (scrambles to find his wand)
Armisael: (rides up) what is taking you so long? (sees the look of anger on Crowley’s face then looks at his outfit) Oh….. I guess I only grabbed women’s wands….
Sita: (twitch) How do we get rid of these suits…?
Armisael: You have to eliminate the immediate threat..
Crowley: (very angry) I’m about to become the immediate threat…
Fro, Red Phoenix, and Zan: Did the writer forget about us over here?
Sita as the Writer: Shut up
Zan: Hey.. we’re part of the story too!!
Red Phoenix: Yea!! What am I doing?
Sita as the Writer: I’m the writer therefore I decide how the story goes!
Fro: Can we at least have some pocky?
Sita as the Writer: Will you all be quiet?
Fro, Red Phoenix, and Zan: (eagerly nod)
Sita as the Writer: Fine then..(hands out pocky) Now shut up…
Fro: ooooo orange flavour….

Ok.. while they’re all busy with the pocky I’m gonna stop… This has gotten to be rather long so I only have one thing to say…. Howee.. No more damn cars!!! (huddles under blanket) I don’t care if we’re at war… Heero isn’t throwing cars …..
Sita
BTW… I guess everybody can have pocky…(hands out pocky)

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