Saturday, April 9, 2005

   I Mention Canada Way To Much In This Post AKA Hope You Like To Scroll
Ok, first off I need your guys help.. I have been given my final English essay topic and basically the proff wants us to write an essay on what is important to Canadians… now my sick little twisted mind has decided that we value our stereotype… so.. I want to know.. what do you think when you hear “Canada” ? just a few ideas would be a great help…Thankies.. now for story time…

Armisael: Now look Crowley…(looks slightly scareed and backs up a few steps) you don’t have to get so mad…(smiles) you got nice legs… eeeeep..(jumps back as Crowley starts forward) Kidding!!! Just... lets take care of Zan and Fro and you can change back….
Crowley: (eyes flare… his sunglasses are gone) I’ll take care of them alright..(looks at Zan ad Fro who are still arguing)
Zan: No… its all your fault
Fro: Hey.. that button was just asking to be stolen
Zan: I suppose it told you to steal it
Fro: (Shifty eyes) No… It was the house….
Zan: Full house?
Fro: Nope… empty
Zan: (suspiciously) was it really empty?
Fro: (shrugs) like a full glass I suppose…
Sita: (still ticked) what is red doing over there? They’re still arguing…
Armisael: Hes having difficulties figuring out how to use the weapons….
[Bobby… I’m scared…]
Bobby: my light.. I shall take you someplace safe… to lose you would be to extinguish my very breath of life….
[(looks hopeful) can we go to the circus?]
Bobby: uhhhh…(looks down at his outfit) how about we just go home….
[(looks sad) *sniff* I guess…..]
Bobby: you can see froggy…
[(smiles and starts to jump around) FROGGY!! Lets go!!!]
(suddenlt a number of large explosions erupt, a misle shoots up, a building crumbles, several lasers burst in random directions and various other unidentifiable projectiles pass the group)
Armisael: O.O I guess Red found the kamikaze button….
Sita: O.O……..^____________^ That was AWESOME!!!
Armisael: I hope he’s ok…..
Crowley: He’s fine….. hes an assassin.. they kill people.. not the other way around…
[O.O….. can we go now, Bobby?]
Bobby: as you wish life’s light…(they both walk away)
Zan: (completely ignoring the explosion) no.. you’re the stupid one…
Fro: (now only stuck to one small piece of wall left standing) Keep playin….
Zan: No… you keep playin
Fro: what if I don’t want to?
Zan: you can’t just go and quit playin…
Sita: (watched Zan and Fro argue for a moment then turn to Armisael and Crowley) Ok… New plan…. Armisael you can open trans-dimensional portals, right?
Armisael: Of course.. why?
Sita: Here’s what I’m thinking…(explains the plan all secret like to put the reader into momentary suspense)
(Now for me, the writer, to be evil, cause I’m bored)
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(enough suspense for you? I’m a brat ^______^)
Sita: So you got that?
Crowley: I’m not sure…. You sure it will work?
Armisael: only one way to find out… lets go!!
Sita: Ok… you two know what to do…(they all split up.. Sita heads toward Fro while Crowley gets on the mecha with Armisael and they speed off toward Zan)
Fro: No.. if you drop a bowling ball and a feather on the moon they will hit at the same time!
Sita: Hey.. you!! (walking toward Fro)
Zan: I still think you lie.. the bowling ball weights more….
Fro: But the feather came from a bird…
Sita: Thief!! (almost there.. and she’s getting ticked)
Zan: But if it was a small bird…
Fro: well the bird would still be smarter than you…
Sita: God Damn it!! Listen to me!! (stops a few steps away from Fro)
Fro: you got a small head man… you got to be dumb
Zan: yeah well yours is just filled with air
Sita: (rolls her eyes) this isn’t working…(walks up to Fro and punches him) (NOTE: I don’t mean it!! I loves ya Fro(hugs))
Fro: (Holding his nose) OUCH !!
Zan: what!
Fro: (looks at Sita)….
Zan: WHAT?!
Fro: ……..
Sita: Now…. Lets have a chat.. shall we
Zan: What’s going on!!!!!

Ok… a couple of “production” notes….
1)Im an a**… hope you enjoyed the scrolling
2)The Fro and Zan are arguing as Zan sits in his mecha and the Fro is bolted to the wall…. Just to improve mental images world wide…
3) The only characters that are purely mine are Sita, Hyper, and Bobby… Crowley is based on a character from the book Good Omens by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman
4) I WAS going to get help with the arguments between Fro and Zan, from the real Fro and Zan BUUUUT... they not here right now... so please leave a message at the tone and they get back to you eventually (what the hell am i babbaling on about again?)
uhhhh… ok nausicaa wanted to learn about Canadians… well what do you want to know? Yes I believe Canadian Dry is Canadian…. Ask me anything.. I’ll try to resist the temptation to spread lies and half truths….. just remember.. stupid questions deserve stupid answers…speaking of Canadian.. I need music so you get Danko Jones again

Sita
War Update: (if anybody even cares… (rolls eyes)): not much to update… currently we have requested negotiations to drawl up battle guidelines…. That’s all folks….

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