Thursday, May 5, 2005

   IM A PIMP.. PIMP... THATS WHAT I THINK- KYPRIOS..... uhh.. no your not
Righty O….. first off.. NOBODY GET CONFUSED!!!!!! Now that that is taken care of… im posting the first chapter of the next story I might do.. I say might cause I want feed back…. I have yet to write anymore than this and I don’t want to write more if people aint gonna read it [ back to English class!!!! Look at your grammar] *looks at grammar* I don’t see no stuff that’s bad about it.. ok I got to stop doing that right now cause I have difficulty thinking that way…and it gives me a headache. Ok so let me know what you think…. This is written for a friend cause she wanted me to write a story that involved her…

***Characters***

CAPTAIN FUSIAMARINE: This is the character inspired by my friend… nothing like her in some aspects and completely the same in others… She wants to take over the world… for very odd reasons…..

SQUISHY: (Alandra this was written like a month ago so don’t get mad at me… you so totally stole that name from me ^.^) ok.. Keiro (?) in Cardcapters.. that’s like this guy.. kinda… he is a orange stuffed duck billed platypus bout 6 inches tall…. He’s a.. well I’m not really sure what he is to Captain Fusiamarine … but he “helps” her in her quest….

Right then.. that’s all of the characters for now….. might have to add a few later on but meh…… on with the first little taste of the story…. NOTE: DO NOT LICK THE BLOODY COMPUTER SCREEN….. I MEAN TASTE IN A FIGURATIVE WAY….

CAPTAIN FUSIAMARINE: Deep under the (name censored for lack of a good location) Tower dwells a villain so villainous that her villainous ways make people quake.. because she’s is villainous..
SQUISHY: * scratched head and looks confused* uhhhhhhhhh….. It seriously looks like your grandparents basement….
CAPTAIN FUSIAMARINE: Shhhhhhhhhhh *waves her hands around* the people dont know that!!! It’s the (name censored for lack of a good location) Tower basement lair.. and it does not have wood paneling
SQUISHY: *Looks around the basement* uhhhhh.. I think hunter man’s den motif implies wood paneling….
CAPTAIN FUSIAMARINE: Shut Up! Ok so my villainous mind has concocted a plan so devoious… *shifty look*… so masterful *looks evil and proud at the same time*… so unflawed that there is no possible way that it can go wrong.. *grabs a white board and starts to scribble furiously while Squishy gives her an odd look*.. Now this is how its going to work… *steps back and holds up the white board*….
SQUISHY: that looks oddly familiar….
CAPTAIN FUSIAMARINE: *threateningly* are you giving me guff?
SQUISHY: maybe
CAPTAIN FUSIAMARINE: Good to know….. now this is how its going to work *reading off the white board* Oh I wish I was an Oscar Myer Weiner……..
SQUISHY: WAIT, Wait, wait…. I know your not singing the Oscar Meyer Weiner Song….
CAPTAIN FUSIAMARINE: Its in code *gives Squishy a dumb look* duh…..people are reading this…. *rolls her eyes*…. some people
SQUISHY: Ok then…. What does the code say?
CAPTAIN FUSIAMARINE: Your on a need to know basis... but the long and short of it is… Its all up here *grins and taps her head*
SQUISHY: Your kidding, right?
CAPTAIN FUSIAMARINE: *taps head again and raises her eyebrows*
SQUISHY: *Closes his eyes and smacks his forehead* we’re doomed
CAPTAIN FUSIAMARINE: *grins* that’s the spirit…
SQUISHY: so do you actually have a plan? Or are you just babbling to hear your own voice?
CAPTAIN FUSIAMARINE: Little of both
SQUISHY: *rolls his eyes* Figured as much…
CAPTAIN FUSIAMARINE: I DO HAVE A PLAN!! *shifty look* so here’s what we’re gonna do….
SQUISHY: WAIT!! Let me get comfortable first *pulls out a minidisk player and a magazine.. he sits back and puts the ear phones in and opens the magazine* Ok… I’m ready… *turns on the music*
CAPTAIN FUSIAMARINE: Ok so here’s what I’m gonna do.. we are going to almost illegally take over the world!!!!
SQUISHY: *reading the magazine* ….sounds good…..
CAPTAIN FUSIAMARINE: What we do is we almost take over it… with giant mutant intelligent bananas… and fruit fly spies…. Which I like to call…. SPLIES!!! *Doctor Evil type pose*
SQUISHY: *flips the page* of course those pants don’t make you look fat…..
CAPTAIN FUSIAMARINE: And when they catch us.. because they always catch the devious (nearly) criminal mastermind... because it will be a legal takeover.. they will be forced to negotiate with us….
SQUISHY: MY BATTERIES JUST DIED!!! I just bought them too…. Grrrr…. *starts to put new batteries in the minidisk player*
CAPTAIN FUSIAMARINE:: and our demands!!! *raises hand in triumphant villain pose*
SQUISHY: these batteries are dead to!! What the…. Grrrr.. did you put these back in the pack when they died?
CAPTAIN FUSIAMARINE:: A tropical Hawaiian island.. all to me.. so I may spend the whole day wearing my grass hula skirt. Hulaing on the beach with my mutant bananas.. and THE SPLIES SHALL RUN FREE!!!!



Thinking of polls…. Who the heck said I was pathetic.. I know one person… *evil glare at Howee*… but that one was a joke.. .*sniff* so mean to me… all I do is give… and this is what you do to me….. [ I think its justifiable] what did I tell you last night….. [ I’m sorry… *hobbles away with one foot dragging slightly*] wells.. this is getting long.. I’m gonna go to my corner now.. it needs paint.. but what ya gonna do?
Sita
NOTE: I WILL MAKE IT TO ALL SITES TOMORROW IF IT KILLS ME… THAT’S EVERYBODIES HINT TO UPDATE AT THE SAME TIME….. I’m thinking of reducing my visitation list to people who just visit me… but that’s mean.. so I’m not going to.. just a thought
SECONDARY NOTE: ok we all know my brain chemistry is off anyway.. thats why Sita gets no drugs... there is no possible way it could have a good affect.... I'M KIDDING!!! no more talk about drugs.. drugs are bad.. end of story
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