Saturday, May 7, 2005

   Lets get drunk you can drive us to the harbour- Something Corporate
To start off.. if you’re a vegetarian.. may as well skip this post cause I’m sure I will offend you… ok…. Anybody who had ever talked to me about cooking.. or has know me long enough.. they will know I don’t cook.. seriously.. I think the stove is out to get me…. Not the oven… the stove… ok so last night was fend for your self night meaning the people who cook for me were gone…. Yes I know.. 18 and cant even make her own supper.. well stuff it.. seriously.. like a turkey.. go get stuffed… anyway.. I decide I think I can trust myself to make rice.. how hard can it be? Boil the water… pour rice in…. let sit for a while and voila…. Rice…. Oh how foolish I am…. First to hunt the rice.. yes I said hunt… it was missing… I looked high.. I looked low…. Even looked in the kitchen cupboards.. it was gone.. not even one grain left… now you might ask why didn’t I just give up and go make myself some ramen.. well my heart was set on rice so I was going to find it… I looked everywhere.. guess where I found it…. Last place I looked.. go figure eh? Spare bedroom.. right in the middle of the bloody floor was this big bag of glorious rice…. In for the kill….. had to approach from down wind.. pounced on it and I was off.. had my cup of rice that I spent 15 damn minutes looking for.. now the easy part… cooking… oh how foolish I am….. water to rice ratio= a whole bunch to a cup.. then as I’m idly waiting for the water to boil I think…. Did I need to add salt? Not quite sure and pretty lazy I didn’t…. so the water boils.. I add the rice, turn down the heat.. my next big realization….. “uhhhhhhh.. rice expands to like four times the original size don’t it”.. I was hungry.. but not that hungry. You know what I wanted for supper? A burger.. which is odd cause I don’t really like burgers.. some places you cant even be sure its beef….. now steak.. love steak…. Rare and bloody if you don’t mind…. In fact.. maybe just send out the cow ( if you’re a vegetarian and still reading.. you were warned) any way.. I finally decide the rice had sat in the pot long enough that it should be cooked.. took it out.. just fit it into the bowl.. tried some.. decided it wasn’t so bad considering I didn’t add salt.. tried to eat most of it.. glaring at the stove the whole time cause I figured it was just waiting to make its move.. had to give some of the rice to starving orphans seeing how I made like four cups of it.. or maybe it was only two….. meh.. some even number.. but I had my fill of ill prepared rice.. I still want a burger.. and some ice cream.. and cheese cake.. me and Con are going to go get cheese cake ^.^… the moral of the story.. I know how to boil water with out burning it so I must be doing something right….

Anyways.. I must be feeling a little better cause I’m being a smart a** bout the rice thing.. I really hate to bring everybody down…. But I like to vent.. and its nice to hear support… I have to tip my hat to a few people who really stuck out to me.. just cause some always do… Enin.. I think it’s the tea thing.. but you really do remind me of someone… and puzzled is good… most people leave puzzled….. Connery… we need to go out for ice cream.. or cheese cake.. sounds good to me ^.^…. Nausicaa… now that I think about it… I should have posted one of those never ending pop up things… so many people actually listened… it would have been funny.. but I’m not that evil as has been pointed out to me… thanks…. Blue Eyes…. *cowers in the corner* you scare me… *hugs* don’t worry .. we’ll talk.. Everybody else.. thank you so much *bows head* Its just something I need to get figured out,, like a chem reaction.. bonds need to be broken… talk to ya’ll later…. I’m thinking I should go club myself a cow so I can get some protein….
Sita

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