Sunday, May 15, 2005

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Let's get drunk
You can drive us to the harbor
Wish upon a star but
Do you know what stars are?
Balls of fire, burning up the black space
Falling from the landscape
Exploding in the face of God
Down- Something Corporate

*insert evil laughter here* I’m just to lazy to type all those haha’s… bloody hell… Saturday shift sucks.. stopping with the complaints right now.. whoot.. from yesterdays responses.. the club will be a go.. not like I thought other wise [admit it.. you thought people would run….] well.. maybe….. [ I liked Hinaru’s suggestion.. but it should be a Hot Anime Guys club]… its over done.. and then I have to do work…. Not doing it…. [ Suit yourself… you know I will break out of that little box in the back of your head and make you do it….] just bugger off you brat…. [ I got just as much right as you….] you signed the contract.. you have no rights… [ you said that was a prop!!!] I lied…. [ well I’m just speechless….] bout time.. go away…. Ok the scariest thing happened last night.. quick life story before real story… I got a phone call at like 3:00 in the morning… now first I had to wake up.. then find the bloody cell phone…. Get to it.. thinking as its 3 in the morning.. somebody better have died….. and I see unknown number…….. yeah that freaked me out a bit.. cause I give my cell number to nobody!! Well friends.. and that one guy…….. but that was a long time ago.. so anyway.. killed the call and got another one like two minutes later. So I answered.. thinking I would just be quiet…. Some jerk go the wrong number.. at three in the bloody morning!!! I was sleeping *pouts*…. Bloody stupid reason to wake up.. so then he gives me the third degree,…. Name location.. where do you work…. Geeze.. and he was the one who called….. so being that I had just woke up I was stupid enough to answer truthfully…. And well…….. stuff…… so yeah.. . end of the story.. he promised to call me back sometime to harass me…. Good to know.. and what ever.. he wasn’t so bad ^.^ ok that wasn’t short… here’s story as promised…. Kinda short.. but I’m sure it will be well received ^.^

[Bobby….(gazes at Bobby with a slightly confused look)]
Bobby: Hyper my light.. I need to tell you something.. (moves closer to her)
[Sugar? (tilts her head to the side)]
Bobby: Yes my love (dazed look) as soon as I tell you something….(moves even closer to her… down on one knee)
[Bobby?]
Bobby: I have it in the form of a poem.. (pulls out a crumpled piece of paper)….. (smoothes it out on his knee then clears his throat)

O…. thee light of
Thy’s radiance brightens
Even thy darkest
Of thy dark nights
And thy life’s love
Drives even the slowest
man to joy

O to hold thee
Close to thy bosom
And to call my light
my own….

To protect the light
And keep it such
That it never dies
Would give me
Joy greater than
Any other man
Hath ever felt

My dearest
Sweet sweet
Light of life itself
Bestow upon me
The greatest honour
Felt by demon
And man akin
And grant me with
Your everlasting company
In Marriage….
(holds up a ring made of candy)

[zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz… (asleep on the couch… popcorn all over the place)]
Bobby: (gazes at Hyper with love….. he slowly drifts the ring under her nose)
[hmmm… (twitches… then starts to follow the ring still half asleep) yes?]
Bobby: OH MY LOVE!!!! (grabs Hyper and hugs her tight)
[ Candy!!!!! (sees the ring and grabs it… puts it on her finger then begins to lick it)]
Bobby: My light…. my…… My…..MY LIGHT!! words are denied the ability to describe my joy…. I must leave you for now…. But I shall return.. as I know you will wait for me…….
[ I like candy……]
Bobby: I shall return.. till I gaze into your eyes again the minutes shall pass like days.. but fear not my love.. I shall return…..
[ ooooo. And a movie……]
Bobby: (kisses Hyper’s cheek then slowly leaves the room gazing back at her intently.. eyes filled with love)

Heh…… who knew? Underhanded… but effective if I say so myself…… told you it was short… but now you all know….. anyway.. I’m done…. Hope I don’t get anymore late night phone calls…. Stupid wrong number…. Anyway… see ya round Kats and Kittens….
Sita
[SHWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!] SHUT UP!!! YOU’RE THE ONE WHO KILLED THAT WORD FOR ME!!!!! [ bwuhahahahahahahahahaha………. SHWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!] GARG!!! *runs after Hyper with a UPC scanner (you know youve had to much work when)* I’LL KILL YOU!!!!
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