Monday, May 23, 2005

   HANZARIO BERTANIAN MOCACHINO FRED!!!!!!!!
Ok…. Ranting… a small one... but a rant none the less... then I’ll let hyper have a go at it... but she’s been pretty one track minded lately but you guys missed her… anyway.. ok.. first off.. I did a test... just a small one... but it proves my theory…. I can’t drink alcohol….. not that I’m that big of a drinker to begin with… but I tried a small glass of rum and coke… one sip and I felt sick to my stomach… so there goes a past time.. anyway… to sooth my soul after deciding I can’t drink… I decided to make popcorn…. Here’s where the rant starts… ok… I opened the box to get a bag of microwave popcorn... I figure its safe to use the microwave since it just needs to have buttons pushed… the bag says theatre style popcorn… ok… so I pop it in… push the right buttons in the right sequence… open the door when it stops and open the bag… eat a piece…. And god damn it if it isn’t that sweet kettle-corn stuff…. I don’t know about anyone else… but my idea of theatre popcorn is salty buttery goodness… not sweet buttery….. stuff… I don’t like it all that much… I think its to much sugar… as odd as that sounds… I just don’t like it… if you want sugar on your popcorn… go right ahead... by all means... destroy the salty soothing flavour that is popcorn… but don’t make me eat it… and I was looking forward to popcorn…*sigh* all that work… and nothing to show for it… I still ate most of it… but had to stop… made me sick… anyway.. that’s my sad excuse for a rant… now to hand it over to Hyper….[I like rocks…..] so we decided…[ they’re crunchy…. And taste like dirt…] so you reverted did you? [ reverted?] your all dumb like again… last week you actually sounded smart… [ I was gone last week….] but.. you were here….. [no I wasn’t…. I went to see me grampy… he gave me rocks to eat] but…. I swear you were here…. [nope *pops rock in her mouth*] you know how much that dental bill is gonna cost? [but they’re crunchy!!!].. well then... who was here… [ I dunno…..] hmmmm…. Now I’m scared….[ooooo a date? Like with a boy?] where the hell did that come from? [date? *perks head up and looks around*] ok even I’m not that random….. [boys are fun…. Thing says they got something… but I cant remember what] they got lost of stuff… I think Thing is a bad influence on you…. [I got an igloo……] *sigh* do you have indoor plumbing too? [ it looks like a house.. and its yellow…..] I’m the bloody mad hatter…. *sits down and leans against the wall*… I want to know who was in my head.. if you were gone…. Then…. [ooooo a big rock!! *tries to put it in her mouth but it gets stuck*] *watches hyper* that’s got to be fun… *gives a look of exasperation then covers eyes with the top hat* [uuuuuuuuuuu…. Huy……hhall lee… iiishhhhhhh suk….] you put it there….. [*pulls on the rock* ot orking] that’s your problem… if it wont fit in your mouth how did you plan to swallow? [uh unno] *looks out from under the hat* bloody hell……. *gets up and straightens the hat* I’m only doing this once… [*nods*]… ok.. it might hurt… [*nods*] here goes nothing… *grabs the rock and pulls hard…… and it pops out* [THANKS!!] you bloody well had that wedged in tight…. [gimmie!!!] *hands her the rock* I warned you I would only pull it out once… but do what ever you want… [ I’m not gonna eat him anymore.. he didn’t want to be eated… I’m gonna keep him... he’s my new pet] oh yeah…. *sits back down and covers eyes with the hat again* I like my hat…. [ he shall be Victorio Marchenis Fransisco Albertaris the Fifth and he shall be mine and I shall call him Victorio Marchenis Fransisco Albertaris the Fifth] you do that… I’m gonna go to sleep… [ AND HE SHALL BE MINE!!!!] shut up… [MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!] grrrr… *plugs ears* shut up….. [VICTOIO MARCHENIS FRANSISCO ALBERTARIS!!!!!!] SHUT UP!!! *throws a rock at Hyper’s head* [oooo and that can be his friend…..] for the love of…. *gets up and smacks Hyper with a newspaper* BLOODY WELL SHUT UP!!…………….. ok I swear you all do it on purpose… you all updated today… not every single one… but a lot of you did…. I worked today... got swore at too… so I didn’t get to all the sites…. Sorry…. Ill try harder... but I make no foolish promises I cant keep… anyway.. till later…
Sita
[VICTOIO MARCHENIS FRANSISCO ALBERTARIS!!!!!!] SHUT!!!!! UP!!!!!!! [AND HANZARIO BERTANIAN MOCACHINO FRED!!!!!!!!] fred? [HANZARIO BERTANIAN MOCACHINO FRED!!!!!!!!] oh god…. *covers eyes with the top hat*
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