Sunday, May 29, 2005

An Excerpt from a conversation between Hyper and Scry….
(Note: the two psychopathic secondary personalities of this site)

Hyper: BLACK EYED PEAS!!
Scry: Audioslave….
Hyper: BEP!!!
Scry: What the… what’s BEP?
Hyper: Black Eye Peas… duh!!! *makes a face at Scry*
Scry: Why didn’t you just say “Black Eyed Peas”?
Hyper:… cause if you wanna read it how its spelt its actually bep… and bep sounds funny.. rhymes with pep.. and jep… and rep… and rocks
Scry:*mutters under her breath* I think your head is made of rocks….
Hyper: wanna meet my pet rock?
Scry: No
Hyper: he’s cute… *pushes the rock up into Scry’s face * his name is Victorio Marchenis Fransisco Albertaris the Fifth
Scry: *pulls back with a look of disgust* I said I didn’t want to see it….
Hyper: *holds the rock close and starts to talk to it* no she didn’t mean it…. she’s just being grumpy
Scry: I am not… I just don’t think I need to talk to a rock…
Hyper: *gasps * its not just A rock… its Victorio Marchenis Fransisco Albertaris the Fifth…. He’s special…. He’s mine….. *holds the rock close and gives it a slightly creepy but adoring glance*
Scry:*looks at Hyper with a blank look* you got sugar again, didn’t you?
Hyper: nope!! *looks proud* mocha latté chocolate chip ice cream!!
Scry: *jaw drop* Who the HELL gave YOU that?
Hyper: found it in the freezer… *cuddles the rock*
Scry: wait a minute….. which freezer?
Hyper: the one in the kitchen….. der….
Scry: did that ice cream happen to have a S written on the top?
Hyper: No… it had a squiggly line….
Scry: *closes eyes* that was my ice cream….. *thinking: remain calm… deep breaths…. You can buy more…. Right now you must deal with the situation at hand* Hyper… *puts on a fake happy look*
Hyper: yes? *looks at Scry and edges away when she sees the look on her face* What do you want? *her face filled with distrust.. thinking: Scry + Smile= Uh oh*
Scry: *gentle, coxing voice* you want some more ice cream?
Hyper: *thinking: Ice Cream = good = Scry good= ice cream* YEAH!!!
Scry: ok…. Its in the closet…
Hyper: Ok!! *Drops the rock and rushes over to the closet.. opens the door and rushes in* Where?!?!
Scry: uhhh.. just at the back there….*edges slowly toward the closet door* Keep looking… I know I put some in there a while ago… *reaches the door and grips the edge*
Hyper: *looks confused* but doesn’t ice cream have to be cold?
Scry: *slams the door shut* that’s what they all say!! *locks the door* now… you can come out when your willing to act normal
Hyper: *pounds on the door* I need my Victorio Marchenis Fransisco Albertaris the Fifth!!! YOU CANT TAKE HIM!!! GIVE HIM BACK!!! HES MINE!!!
Scry: *sigh* fine…. You can have the damn rock… *picks up the rock then walks to the closet door* I’ve got it..
Hyper: IT’S A HIM!!!
Scry: what ever… *grips the door knob tight… and slowly opens the door*
Hyper: VICTORIO MARCHENIS FRANSISCO ALBERTARIS THE FIFTH!!!! *bursts out of the door and grabs the rock * MINE!!! *runs off out of the room with the rock* BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Scry: crap...

As witnessed by Sita... God, I need to get new personalities...

P.S.... Jaxx? I "L word" you
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