Friday, November 11, 2005

Run girl, Im trynna get your body wet
Work that, lemme see you drip sweat
Run girl, Im trynna get your body wet
Work that, lemme see you drip sweat
Don't play with me
Don't play with me
Don't play with me
Don't play with me
Don't play with me
Work them hips
Run girl
Play- David Banner

I prefer the dirty version... because Im in a... OK FINE! its a bad mind state... but also fun... [Dirty is better.. DIRTY IS BETTER!!] *cough* yeah.. so anyway.... Convo snippit for the hell of it....

Afro:
That funny that the village people actually does more damage to the rep. of YMCA than help it
Sita:
lol.... i think i would like to go to the YMCA
Afro:
You can't
Afro:
its to help young men
Sita:
I can help young men
Afro:
but if you add a w and an o infront of man...
Sita:
YWCA
Afro:
I'm sure you can
Sita:
I can help young men alot
Afro:
lol
Afro:
you're crazy I better not hear anything about private sessions
Sita:
Group sessions would likely be funner
Afro:
hmmm
Afro:
what were we talking about?
Sita:
lol.. the YMCA
Afro:
oh yeah
Afro:
I think I saw one of those
Afro:
they even have a gym
Sita:
I like gyms.. all the equiptment
Afro:
yeah, variety is important
Afro:
what cha up to?
Sita:
*bites her tounge* can we change the subject to something that cannot possibly have anything to do with sex?
Afro:
We were talking about sex?
Afro:
I don't recall
Afro:
Oh..well
Sita:
we werent... but i kept thinking of bad things that i did not mention outloud to yo u
Afro:
Oh really...
Afro:
I thought we were trying to save young men?
Afro:
or maybe deplete them of their funds
Afro:
(Shrugs)
Sita:
lol.. i dont need funds.... i was thinking of helping in other ways...
Afro:
Oh... go on... I'm sure your strategies are far more superior
Sita:
...
Sita:
your not really following where im going with "helping" young men.. are you?
Afro:
you wanna hear the truth to that
Sita:
yes
Afro:
nope
Sita:
*facepalm*
Afro:
huh!?
Sita:
just... your innocent enough im not going to ruin it
Afro:
Hey wait... this was one of those sexual innuendoes abd you took everything I said into a dirty manner
Sita:
pretty much... yep

In my defence... I wasnt going to take it that way at first.... but anyway.... Im just a bit.... more agressive than usual.... one reason why I love Afro... it doesnt turn into that kind of convo very often.... anyway.... a few other things I found funny....


Person 1: How do you brainwash a scientist at NASA?
Person 2:First, you need a large tub filled with lukewarm to warm water, and some soap. Remove the brain, and give it a good lathering-up with the soap -- something made for sensitive skin would probably be best. Then, dunk and rinse the brain until the water runs clear. Dry carefully with a hand-woven cashmere sweater, and return the brain to the scientist from which it came.


Person 1: Why doesn't magic work in our universe?
Person 2: Because the half-blood prince has girly handwriting
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Why must pen ink in contracts be black or blue?
Person 3: Since signing contracts in blood was outlawed, black and blue, colours reminiscent of bruises, were considered a fair substitute.
Person 4: They hope that by making it black or blue, you will prevent getting a bruise from falling over from surprise at the amount of fine print they can hide in a contract.

What's the best reason you can think of to weed your garden?
Person 5:There are many good and valid reasons to weed your garden.

1. To avoid doing laundry.

2. Yard work = laborious and exhausting and hot. Thus, requiring the consumption of beer in order to "relax" and "stay cool".

3. Watching you neighbors walk by and saying snarky things about them under your breath.

4. MOST IMPORTANTLY: To keep an eye out for the hot UPS guy that's always ogling you as he drives by. Today, you'll flash him a bit of leg; when he stops to say hi, you'll ask him to inside for a beer while you "toss a load of laundry in the washer." The sexual tension becomes nearly unbearable until you consummate your love in a passionate tryst straight out of Desperative Housewives. Yowza! How the neighbors will talk!

Thats from a forum a friend of mine is in.. she showed me the forum and now i have to wonder... can i make that into part of my post... so heres the question of the day....

Why is staring at the sun bad for me?

heres how it works... write out your answer... ask me a question... ill pick the answer that gets me the most laughs and ask that persons question the next day... *hopes this works as it seems it will be amusing for a bit* anyway.... forgive me for my dirty mind.... Its just been a really weird day...
Sita
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