Friday, November 18, 2005

You say I have turned
Like the enemies you've earned
But I can remember
All the good things you are
And so I ask you please
Can I help you find the peace and the star
Oh, my friend
What time is this
To trade the handshake for the fist
Fiddle and The Drum- A Perfect Circle

Ok... so... I was having a convo with a friend the other day... *cough* you know who you are... so.. it came around to talking dirty and he points out that he isnt usually as dirty as he is with me.... now.... maybe its the weather..... or something.... but... ill all honesty... Sex has been a hot topic with me lately... just the general topic of sex has come up alot more lately.... so anyway... I suggest that maybe I have an aura or something that causes people to talk about it..... ANYWAY... we decided I should be a Supervillian who seduces Superheros... so anyway..... I was going over the conversation with Tiga and Dory and Dory kept asking if he could be a superhero as I was telling the story. so I finish the story with... "So I've decided that I should be a supervillian who sexes up superheros"... right when I finish Dory pipes up "Can I be a superhero?"... I automatically said no.... and Tiga stopped for a moment and proceded to say something along the lines of "No.... if shes a supervillian who... Nevermind... Think about what she said.... Think about what you said.... Now deserve this" And she smacks him.... Funniest think I've seen in a long time. Then it took him another 3 minutes to realize what was going on.... *shakes her head* Dear Dory.... what shall I do with you.... Anyway... other news... I went to work an hour early because we were expecting a huge order to come in.... only to find out that the order didnt come in cause a little snow fell in Manitoba..... note: ummmm... it was like.... what? 15 cm or something.... alot.... I dont watch the news... I just heard from word of mouth... so I told a friend out there to get out and start shoveling the Trans-Canada.... We need that order..... ooooo.. and as luck would have it.... I wandered out of work.... after closing up.... and as luck would have it I found 20 bucks.... maybe its just cause I grew up in a small town... or maybe its because I have more of a conscience than thought.... but I had to call Tiga to finalize my pocketing of the 20..... I was going to... but I kept having this sinking feeling that if I did pocket it some security guard would jump out and yell at me... but they didnt... so now I feel rich..... at least financially... If any one would like to lend me some sanity and sense in regard to boys... it would be greatly appreciated...... Light on.... light off.... light on.... light off..... light on?
Sita
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