Monday, June 26, 2006

You never doubted my warped opinions on things like suicidal hate
You made me compliment myself when it was way too hard to take
So I'll drive so fucking far away that I'll never cross your mind
And do whatever it takes in your heart to leave me behind
Hate Me- Blue October

So... my poor little mushy brain couldnt think of anything to post till for some very very random reason it thought MADLIBS!!

So I looked up madlibs on the comp...((we all know what Madlibs is right?)) Found this site ((you know you want to go play now.... BUT NOT YET CAUSE YOUR NOT DONE MY POST!!!

You can kinda guess which words I filled in.... and I got a bit frustrated at the end cause I think there was only one or two verbs in the whole story... which bothered me...

Father Goose Rhymes
Old Mother Hubbard went to the Muffin
To get her Shlumpy Pen a bone.
When she got there, the Bookcase was Warf
And so her pinkish-green dog had none.

Jack and Jill went up the Headphone
to fetch a/an bag of water.
Jack fell down and broke his That damn Pen again,
And Jill came tumbling after.

There was a little girl and she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her Not that Pen but the Pen beside it.
And when she was light, she was very, very bluish-yellow ((where the hell are the verbs?)),
And when she was bad, she was dead ((like the verbs)).

There was a 6 feet under ((like the aformentioned verbs)) woman
who zoomed ((about fucken time)) in a shoe.
She had so many balls
She didn't know what to do.

Like I said... I was bored... and couldnt think of a post.... I had an idea earlier... but I forgots it and now I remembered.... Wow... anyway... I was given two skids of toys at work and told that they only wanted one skid at the end of the night... issue was.... none of the damn toys would go out.... so... in the end... with a little creative stacking and that high industrial packing sealer wrap stuff I got both slighlty but not much smaller skids onto one pallet.... The stacking was all cool at the bottom... the bottom looked cool..... all square and on the pallet... but.... see... as I built up I was thinking... "Oh its ok if this box overhangs a LITTLE" Except I had that thought for almost all the boxes... so... by the end of it the stack had gotten about a foot and a half wider in total... Which... you know... it was all cool... It kinda looked like an artistic representation of the female body, waist to neck... in box form.... wrapped in the plastic wrap.... I would say something vulgar... but... well... no need... so anyway... As I'm pulling that back to the stock room I'm waiting for someone to come up behind me and make a nasty comment about the packing job.... Percy ((Teh Supervisor and my favorite boss ever so far)) just laughed at me and shook his head... the funnier part was when Bruce looked at it then looked at the pallet racking ((which is only about 7 feet tall)) and said "It isnt going to fit" in the voice he uses when he knows hes going to have to make it fit anyway... In the end he had to put it in a spot that was beside the racking and he had to force it into the opening cause the boxes were so wide.... Percy and I stood back and watched.... cause as its well known... It takes three people to do a one man job when everyone is getting paid for it... Only bad news is I have to pull it out when we do inventory in a few weeks.... But it was worth it...
Sita

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