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• Jackie Chan. What everyone likes to believe it is, anyways.
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• 2001
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• Un-procrastinating, learning Chinese
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• ...being annoying.
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Thursday, September 9, 2004
ID Cards are EVIL.
I flashed my ID card at S-chan, motioning for her to show me hers.
"See? Scary, isn't it? I'm actually smiling in this one."
S-chan glared at it in fury.
"J-chan, that is GOOD!! Mine is really, really bad." I laughed, tucking my information away.
"Hey, you have to show me now: You promised." She sighed, having only said so a few minutes prior. Reluctantly, she pulled it up from underneath the table and slid it across the top. I noted her disgust. I twitched.
The photo, while not all that bad, seemed to have somehow elongated poor S-chan's neck to a foot. I burst out laughing.
"Geez, what did they do to your neck???" She shrugged and took it back, although she was smiling as well. I turned to A-chan, grabbing her binder while she was occupied with her ham-and-cheese sandwich. I quickly flipped it open and began searching its many pockets.
A-chan blinked, and then noticed I was rummaging through her things.
"J-chan? What are you doing?...J-chan?!" I quickly scooted to the other side of the table, snatching her binder out of her reach. She screeched and dove after me, seizing her possessions.
"Aww," I huffed, "I only wanted to see your ID..." At that she immediately closed a hand over the pocket the offending object was residing in. Her eyes went wide.
"NO!"
"A-chaaaaannnn~!" She twitched.
"No! It like, makes me look preppy and ugly and when you see it you'll laugh at me and leave me!" She cried, anguished at my request.
Susan and I blinked.
Oh, and some friendly advice to you all: If you ever want to ask if someone's hungry in French, say it right. 'Tu es faim?' means "Are you hungry?" and 'Tu est faim?' strangely means "Are you a woman?"
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