Sunday, October 16, 2005

We forgot
We have decided to refer to ourselves in the plural. However we usually talk to people who happen to be overly concerned using singular pronouns to refer to ourselves. So it makes it difficult for us to remember. We sometimes catch ourselves talking in the singular. It's all rather confusing for us. Also considered were refering to us in the third person "Skiaska feels like bashing your skull in and squishing your vital organs." and this one "This one wishes to take a nap as we are not doing anything in particular." also considered was third person plural "They're laughing at you y'know." We dropped that idea quickly. It sounded like we were merely a messenger to the others. However we like to include ourselves.

Jello is made of cow hooves.

Have we made anyone lose their appetite now?
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Mmmmm... cake. Blood. Cake and blood. And it's a chocolate cake too!
If you haven't gathered. I made a cake. Cake makes me happy. It's my dad's birthday Saturday. Which was yesterday. But I'm writing this 'round 11:59 so it was today... arg.

Today/yesterday by time this is read I played a lot of Gauntlet Dark Legacy. It was neat. But kinda funny 'cause I have a level 60-70 archer and my brother plays with a level 20 wizard and we were playing levels that were new to me. So yeah... Why do scary houses (that amityville(spelling?) and the haunted house in the eigth realm) have the same kinda windows? It's kinda weird, I think the game is older than the remake of the movie. But I dunno.

Anywho.. on a completely irrelavent subject the otherday I had devised a great method of torture, though I haven't really figured who would appreciate such a fine method of torture. First put a person's head in a box that's painted completely white on the inside, and they can't see anything but white. Then... CHINESE WATER TORTURE! drop water onto their head at irregular intervals. Every few weeks or so come in and break a finger or toe with a pair of needlenose pliars. Pain and insanity are insured!

Ok... strange... violent... sadistic urges aside does anyone think a giant bio-mechanical monster is their worst nightmare? Me and my brother didn't...

Blue archer has a funny hat.

Can someone who's vhemently pro-life eat eggs? Or do they not care that chickens live too? Eggs are little unborn chickens. See, I don't mind people's opinions until they either a)tell me them in detail or b)try and enforce them on me. Infact I think I scared a vegetarian type person once...

I love messing with other people's beliefs.

Can't sleep. People die.
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Saturday, October 15, 2005

Arrrrgh. (no... i'm not a pirate now, that is the sound of mental anguish)
Yay! I'm still kinda crippled. But I'm getting better. I hurt myself today turning around on my right foot (the one that hurts) and er... yeah. I feel like hurting people. Like me. It's been raining far too long. I need more sleep, however some genius decided it would be a great idea to watch tv at nine am. I want to sleep until noon.

Arrrgh. Again. I'm so used to sitting on my feet. keeps them warm and safe, but my right leg doesn't like me anymore and wont bend the right way. So I'm going insane trying to figure out how to sit. That and I'm itchy all over. The soap everyone else likes makes me itch. So now I feel all dirty and itchy, but I just took a shower.


Eh, sorry about the rant. It's 11:30pm and I haven't slept well enough in about a year.
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Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Owww...
So, at the moment I'm kinda a cripple. CURSES UPON YOU OH ONE OF FOUL FEET! Eh, I got kicked right below my knee and my leg kinda slipped out of my knee socket. On a somewhat related subject, I just feel like I need to have a good cry, maybe then I'll feel a little better.

In unrelated news, I've been playing a lot of games lately... very dull lifestyle if anyone asks about it, but I went to King Richard's Faire, started a science fair project on relativity, got a headache, found out what ska is, and formed a virtual band.
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Saturday, September 17, 2005

Once again, I have not died.
So, after not being here for several weeks?! Wow... I didn't know it was that long. Anyway, I started school and became addicted to hack and slash battles. Ummm so anyway some random things that've changed recently:

1) I started school again and being a freshman with a teacher that doesn't know how to teach is misery.

2) I learned that there's one kind of music I don't like: american mainsteam. (note: this doesn't include Green Day, I like the older stuff better. I don't think this includes Evanescence either.)

3) As far as music goes I like Coheed and Cambria, The Pillows, Gorillaz, T.M. Revolution, Green Day, and Evanescence.

4) I've updated my motto to be "Ignoring american mainstream since 1991." from "Making utterly no sense since 1991."

5) I know there was more. Oh yeah, the following movies really sucked: Stepford Wives, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, The War of the Worlds, and Batman Begins.

End.
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Sunday, August 14, 2005

Whooooooooo! I'm back!
Ok, so I'm back from camp (which was 2 weeks long). Have no interesting stories, but I did turn 14! W00teth! Fine, during camp I got a fever and a sore throat so I haven't been doing much. But my aunt and cousin have moved into their house with HIGH SPEED INTERNET.

Er. yeah. So anywho, I just got a bookshelf so my manga and Forgetten Realms books have a place to go. Which is good. I guess I'll have to clean my room so I can put it in though.

And on to a weird question that I really hope gets an answer. I'm blonde (and omniloathe dumb blonde jokes by the way, a friend of mine sent me an email full of them, thankfully I didn't retaliate) and want to dye my hair blue. The only thing is I don't know anything about hair dyes and I don't want to mess my hair up too much. I've tried the spray kind and it sucks. Too dry and gets all over, I think I'd prefer a rinse of some kind.

Anyway, if anyone knows a good brand that wouldn't be too permanent, and I could aquire some before the 28th, I'll give you a cookie. And not one of the bad programing cookies. I'm not that mean.
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Saturday, July 23, 2005

Happy Midnight! v9.0
Today's thought: "Just shut up and eat already!"

When I was eating dinner with my cousin (and mom, aunt, and brother) he was asked to eat two spoonfuls of rice. And my aunt gave him the amount of approximately two spoonfuls of rice. And he starts talking about how it's healthy, and he loves rice, etc. his voice is just so whiny. And he's talking about this for five minutes. I'm thinking "Just STFU and eat the rice. EAT IT! Why won't you stop talking about how all this crap you eat at McDonalds is healthy? You insult rice pilaf you sub-moron!"

Er... sorry about the profanities. I find fast food to be rather disgusting if you don't know what part of the animal it came from. Or what animal it was at first. See, the thing about fries is: They were potatoes. There aren't that many ways to mess up frying potato strips.

So in closing: Just shut up and do what you are going to do. Stop acting like it's a big deal and eat the rice. Nobody cares if you actually want to eat food for a change.
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Friday, July 22, 2005

Happy Midnight! v8.0- Wow, I need to look at the clock sooner
I just got back from Hershey PA and I have a few really weird, non chocolate related points to ponder.

First off, I was watching TV in the motel (or wherever we were staying) and there was this comercial for "kidsbop" (I dunno about the spelling, I suddenly found my feet very interesting at that moment) and when I looked at the tracks that scroll up the screen (why do they always scroll up anyway? WHY?) I saw Boulevard of Broken Dreams. This made me think "Pfeh, why do they even bother making these songs for kids, I mean, it's going to be censored and then the little kiddies'll prolly think it's the original version. Little jerks, can't be fine with what their parent's listen to until they have enough money to get their own CD's"

Which leads me to another point:
I am never again leaving the house without a gameboy or my CD's. I was going for two six-hour car rides with my mom, aunt, cousin, and brother. There was prettymuch nothing to do. See, talking, thinking, and sleeping were right out, my cousin can't go 20 minutes without screaming, and he never remembers when somebody says "Could you please be quiet?" and listening to music was out because there was only weird stuff from the 80's. It's really awkward to have to pick one of your favorite CD's from a selection you never heard of. Would it kill you to have somebody I might have heard of? Like Bruce Springsteen? And the DVD player in the car didn't work and my cousin was yelling at me to put in the DVD. Then he got scared of Spirited Away and insisted we change it to the Simpsons DVD.

And he has two GBA SP's. Two! And all his games suck so badly. One of them is FF1 meets Zelda-vision Mario Bros. Think about that a moment. Now add the battling evil soda. My reaction was "What the fuck?" He also has this game where you play a different mini-game every two seconds. That had me really creeped out.

Sorry if this was whiny, this just really bothers me. I mean, six hours there and back, nothing to do but stare at the windows. And don't get me started on Connecticut. I fuckin' hate Connecticut.

Well, there are too many bugs near my screen, I'm going to get little bug splats all over if I don't shut off the computer. Night!
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Sunday, July 17, 2005

Happy Midnight! v7.1
Wow, I finally had a .something!

I almost had my leg broken the other day, my friend was being dragged off a raft and she grabbed my leg so I was face down on the raft and she went over the edge and my leg was being bent the wrong way. All this time my brother was slapping me on the back where I had a sunburn.

That hurt quite a bit.
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Happy Midnight! v7.0
Ok, today I'm just rather annoyed, my cousin is moving to a street really nearby, and he and his aunt have to stay at our house for two weeks.

This kid is loud, and he doesn't seem to remember when you asked him to quiet down a little. And today we had taco's for dinner and he was complaining about how he doesn't like them (he never even tried half the ingrediants) and then later he starts shouting about how he tried ground been before (he's hardly eaten anything at all, whereas I've just shut up and ate). And for some reason I always end up sitting next to him so he shouts in my ear.

My dad is finally getting a new car. His old one is kaput. It's a mini, and is silver with a black top.

There was something else I was going to say, but forgot.

Night!
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