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Tuesday, February 8, 2005

Best by Printed date
Ever noticed the "best by printed date" on cheetos bags? How do the cheetos know when to go bad?

My explanation: Frito Lay gasses the cheetoian people and stick them in a bag where the gas won't wear off until printed date. If the bags of Cheetos are on the shelf the day before printed date, the storekeepers have to kill them all. However if one got out, they would FREE THEIR CHEETO BRETHEREN! and the world would be overrun. Were it not for the fact that cheetos are made in Canada. Border patrol will keep them all from killing us. Unless they play dead and get smuggled...

A genocide, thats the only answer.
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