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Saturday, April 23, 2005


A new sport is hereby invented!
And it shall be called the idiot wars. I'm in the middle of a tactical retreat (aka I'm tired of getting a stuffed santa toy flung at me) so I decided to write a little something about this.

The Idiot wars originated when we cleaned out our closet and found a rather disturbing fur hat which I immidiatly proclaimed to be the hat of regeneration. I then proceded to beat up my brother with a plastic katana of his, which promptly broke. This eventually evolved into a silver sword and the Too Small Glasses of Regeneration.

Today's battle was sparked by my brother attempting to break into my room, and my grabbing and army style helmet, a coat, a foam sword, and a toy penguin. he retaliated and thusly a new sport has been invented.

And now if you'll excuse me, I'll have to defend my base. Maybe there will be pictures, you never know.

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