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Friday, April 28, 2006


hi. i had spanish oral exams today. the first thing the examiner asked me when i walked in the room was why i was wearing 2 watches. lol, actually i wear 3, 2 on my left had and one on my belt. yea, i kno, im weird. so i had to talk in spanish and stuff, and i was kinda flustered, but the examiner kept saying bueno and bien, so i suppose i was doin it right, lol.

and then we ( meaning all the ppl in all the classes in my year) had this meeting about baccalaureate, which is this function thingy they have every year for the classes in the years who are writing exams , where each ear does this special worship thingy where the leaving uears do this kinda thingy where they thank the teachers, and they make it so its really funny, like last year they had a mission impossible theme and drove an SUV into the auditorium and came in through the windows and stuff. this year we're doing an awards show thingy where we're giving the teachers awards and little gifts, like we're giving Mr Khan lip gloss( no, seroiusly, everyone thinks he's gay, and for all we know , he might be, lol) and we wanted to give Mrs Stewart a big "R" and tell her learn how to pronounce it, cuz she can't really say "R", so she says like "fwom" instead if "from" ,lol, and give Mrs Henry a long pair of socks, cuz she's constantly getting on your case if she thinks your socks are too short, its so annoying sometimes.
and they're gonna go over all the stuff that happpened, like when we broke windows( and we broke quite a few, like 2 years ago, they'd been alot of bees in school, and there was one buzzing around class, and this girl Petal picked up a maths textbook and slammed the bee against the window. a really big textbook, and the window cracked, lol) and when a whole bunch of people got in trouble last year for writing on desks, some got suspended, and the whole lot of them was made to scrub the desks, but i was in the computer lab at the time, so i got away. so halfway through the meeting i got bored and started writing a story, about my friend Kirina, and this dude we tease her about, and about how she kidnapped his cat and threatened to feed it to her rottweilers if he didnt marry her, then she fell in love with this other guy, and divorced the first one who was so happy he fed himself to the loch ness monster, and the second dude ran off with the guy from the gym, and his wife chased them down with a chainsaw and killed them, and in the end Kirina ended up with this ugly guy who was a great cook, lol. and at some point during the afternoon Kirina chased me and Anushka all over the school, cuz we always tease her about the guy and its so funny to see her when she gets annoyed.

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