Thursday, January 6, 2005

   Gently, my mind escapes to the relaxing world of pleasure...
My life, as of Monday, sucks.

I stayed up to 2 am Sunday night, finishing up some last minute schoolwork. So..Monday morning; sleep deprived, and about to go on a killing spree(fucking school, I'll lynch the bastard who invented it...), I come into German class and the teacher tells us about a project...aparantly, the bitch wanted us to make a model, write a 3 page report, and do a speech on some German subject we picked before the break. She DIDN'T tell us it would be due when we got back, so needless to say...nobody did one. Generally, the rest of my classes went the same way. My dumb ass forgot to go to Algebra, and went to lunch instead. I wondered why all my people werent there(damn i'm an idiot). After that lunch, i walked to down to my last class, and was like "Oh fuck!" when i realised that I was supposed to be in Algebra 2. So...I figured I could skip the rest of the class, or walk in looking like a dumbass and get written up. I chose to skip. Turns out, the teacher assigned AN ENTIRE CHAPTER. Fuuuuck.
Was up yet again to like 2 AM doing homework...yeah, my New Years resolution is to do better in school...Can't fail anything this semester... =\

The next day(tuesday in case you lost track), I dont even remember school. But I was up all night...doing that fucking project(and having to neglect my love), at 6 AM, I finally finished the thing and went for a 20 minute nap....Bitches came and woke me up for school.
I couldnt sleep at school, teachers being bitches...(30 pages of notes in Bio...one word: FUCK!) Then the German teacher wouldnt let me print my speech(carefully typed up and saved on my Y! account), but still made me fucking present. So there I was, tired as fuck, doped up on caffeine and pain killers, fucking up there twitching and shit...trying to remember what happened during the Cold War. You KNOW I failed that shit.

So I got home to take a nap until like dinner, so I could eat, call Nikki, then go back to bed. That was the plan at least....

I Didnt wake up until 7 Am this morning...Our bus comes at 7:10...You KNOW I stank by then, forced not to shower for 3 days...so i was like fuck you and got in the shower. Obviously I missed the bus. Our car broke down the other day(Mom left the lights on..yay...). So she was like "how do you expect to get to school?", i was like "I dunno" and she's like "you're grounded.".

Sooo...I went to the couch and did MORE GODDAMN HOMEWORK! I don't even know where this shit's coming from anymore...

Now, here I am...at noon...still doing homework...taking a break from all this bullshit to vent my frustration on all you poor innocent readers(all like 2 of you), and I'm really fucking pissed because I probably wont be able to do anything this weekend. Grounded, car broke down, Nikki's probably pissed at me already...I hate having to put you through all this bullshit, nikki, but if I don't, I'll never pull my grades up in time to pass the 10th grade...and thers no fucking way i'm taking it again(yeah..after all this crap, if I still end up failing.. I've got 5 carefully chosen words: BURN IN HELL YOU FUCKERS!...)

I love you nikki, Don't be too mad at me for being an asshole this week...I'm under a lot of stress...I REALLY need to fucking see you Nikki... I Mean seriously. If i dont get some nikki soon, I'm gonna end up stabbing some poor fuck to death with a straw. Even if we cant go out this weekend...come to my house or something...
I NEED TO SEE YOU!!!!
Comments (1) | Permalink

Monday, January 3, 2005

   Bitches
My faithful followers, fear not, for your master has returned.

I've been away for a while, yeah i know. Since i've been out, i've been reading some interesting shit. Mainly about Satanism and Conspiracy Theories. And i learned how to turn a potato into a bomb... yeah, life skills lol.

So anyways, I got some shit for x-mas I'm too lazy to post here. Mostly lame shit I dont want, need, or ever will use. But I did get a $20 leather jacket. W00t!!!1one.

Today I went to the mall, ahh yes...the mall. I personally hate them..but i do what i gotta do. Picked up some new shits, some sweet cargos, a barbed wire necklace, and a sic fucking anarchic pair of shoes. See below for pics, dont forget to pick your jaws up on the way out. ;)




And, a slice of nikki pie.

I regret, my children, I must leave you again for the fucktard infested world of school. May you keep your feet free of dukie, always and forever. Farewell...until next time.

Comments (3) | Permalink

Wednesday, December 29, 2004

^^
This is Nikki...writing for Sean. I command you all to look at his new drawing, should be up there soon ^^ Its pretty!

I love you Sean!!! Mm.
Comments (1) | Permalink

Saturday, December 18, 2004

Calm yourselves children...
Its been a few days since my last update...so meh here goes nothin.

Our bus is never on time...on thursday the fucking thing came 2 hours late. So we all got to stand out in like 20 degree weather for that long ass time. Thats just wrong maaan. On friday, the evil busdriver of doom came 5 minutes early. So we ended up missing it.

Sam and jessica pulled a lil stunt with some thongs at lunch. All the did was wear a thong over their pants, and this dumb fat ass feminist bitch(she looks like a toad..haha), came over and was like thats disrespectful to women or something like that. Dumb bitch wrote em up too.

So...today Alex and meself had a lil smokey smokey. We was a little lacking on the green resources, so we got some of that...uhh...toothache stuff. The minty kind...that makes you numb. Neways, i rolled up some sugar in a paper and glistened it up good with that tooth stuff.

...Heaven. I swaer, that was some goooood shit.

Tomorrow, i plan on sleeping all day..of course. Cant expect me t smoke til 4 am, then get up at like 8.

Its Nikki + Me's 3 month anniversary on the day of the sun. Goin to see that new Lemoney dudes movie. Giggity giggity ahhll rigggght. I'm working on a little "suprise" for my baby. I love you snikkers. Talk to ya tomorrow at 3ish. hehe....420...



Beseech - Addicted..A good song, check it out.
Comments (2) | Permalink

Wednesday, December 15, 2004

   All roads lead to...Boredom.
So here we find our hero, trapped in a prison of his own making. No windows, no music, with only an inferior MAC to keep him company. Will he ever escape? Will the Feds find his chicken porn stash? Will he bring on the Apocalypse?! Tune in next week for all these answers and more, same bat station, same bat time...

Yeah...so i'm just really bored. I didnt think I would post on here for a while..but here I am in this lame ass programming class. I dont even know what language we're supposed to be learning. Praise Zues, this will be my last day in this class. Oh yeah baby, i'm switching out as of tomorrow. Gonna get into a study hall...aka jack shit class. Alex is gonna be in there. And that one fat chick that rides my bus....whats her name again..? *ponders*

So yeah...that should be fun. On a more serious note, I think somethings wrong with me. I've been so tired lately...all I do is go home, sleep until like midnight, watch Adult Swim...then go back to bed. Sounds like the life doesnt it? Its not. In the last few days, i've only spoken to my dearest lover creme puff snooker bear teddy fluff nugget, cheesypoof, heffalump *takes a breath*...snuggly wuggly sexy pants snikkers. Haha. for 20 minutes. Yeeah, I got carried away there....so sue me. Anyway..This cant be healthy...I'll prolly force my mom to take me to a doctor or something. Maybe i'm like narcleptic or something...lol.

Because I have yet to make a post about anime since I joined this thing(lol), Its about time i did. Last night I watched Inuyasha, "Shippo Gets An Angry Challenge" I beleive it was called...the one with the Thunder demon clan girl thing. And they fight. And the flying dragon worm thing. It turned into a cloud. Yup...that was a goodun.

So what if this was a lame ass post? Fuck you too. I'm tired, hungry, bored out of my mind, and I miss my nikki pie!!

I love you nikki!!!13
Comments (1) | Permalink

Tuesday, December 14, 2004

Bushmen
Just a little bit of anti-bushism here. Why the hell did they re-elect bush? Everyone was like "bush sucks, get him out of office!!" "I dont care what happens in 2005 as long as bush is out!" and all that shit. But when voting day came, every fucking one voted Bush. LANDSLIDE victory isnt a good thing people. Bush has been fucking over the majority for his whole goddamn reign. And what good has he done since he's been elected? "The War On Terrorism"...big acheivement. Some cowboy gets together with his redneck pals and bombs the shit out of a third world country. Yehaaa!! Sounds like a bad joke.

And just because, here's a some "incriminating" photos of bush..haha lol.

Still bushmen?

this image HAS been editted

I LOVE YOU NIKKI!
Comments (2) | Permalink

Monday, December 13, 2004

   Hey kids, the word of the day is....DOME!
Not much to say, i'm sitting in my computer class...supposed to be working lol ^.^

...like thats gonna happen. This is the last week of school before winter break! Yay!! No more schooool! Think about it sleeping in to 3, not going to school, eating wheaties in bed, seeing nikki just about whenever i want...and forget about wearing pants. Pants are for chumps. Yeah, thats right, I went there.

wtf...I was just looking at the apple startup page thingy...I hate MAC's...bah. Anways, there was an iTunes top 100 list. How the fuck is Green Day number one?! Newsflash people: Green Day is teh sux0rz. And that idiotic new snoop dogg track, Drop it like its hot or whatever. So fucking much bullcrap. 6th place for thatt?! -I- could rap better than that. And half the lyrics dont fucking make sense. By Lucifer, I fear for the future of the music industry...

Lets see...its been a while since i last posted, so lets see how long i can ramble on(besides i got another hour in the gayass class).

Alex...what a bitch. She fucking went out and got stoned this weekend. Without me!!? ...then to ice the cake, she ate APPLE PIE! I mean, thats my second favorite kind of pie!(hehe..nikki) Then to ice the cake, she ate out at Sonic!!! POPPYCOCK! thats right, I'm a dirty dirty boy...spank meh nikki =)

I'm so hungry....I guess a well balanced breakfast of OJ and Coke aint the best way to start your day... Something smells good in the hallways, like cinnabuns. Mmm...cinnabuns... I've got some change in my pocket, maybe i'll pick up some snackage on my way to History class... Speaking of. That class sucks turtles. We have this...foreign chick, some European accent, and a bad lisp. I dont know what the fuck she's talking about half the time. And she's a bitch. She has all us "troublemakers" seperated and shit. bitch ass hoes.

Another thing...the guy who thought of our school mascot must have been prett fucking wasted. I mean, its a giant crab. With gym shorts. And a bad case of the munchies... They have like pictures of the Crab on everything...and a giant crab model in the principals office.. Everything has crabs on it...doors, signs, the floor, clocks...GOOD GRAVY DUDE!...and nobody in the damned school gets the "crabs" jokes... Fucking patriotic crab loving somebeaches...


so yeah...i dont think its possible to ramble much more...lol. I done good. Posted enough shit to get away with not posting for another week ;)

The Crab commands you to praise me! PRAAAIIISEEE MEEEE! ....neways, its naptime. May your loins be fruitful, goodnight.

Love you PURPLE, nikki!!!11!123
Comments (2) | Permalink

Monday, December 6, 2004

And on the 7th day..there was dood. And it was good.
Dude!!!!13@1!11
This weekend was so great. Friday, finally got over my damned flu and went to school. Pretty uneventful day, i was the idiot i usually am and shit. I'm in a kinda fight with stu, lol. Ignoring eachother and shit. I dont even know why, but mehh.

So..skipping past all that bullshit. To the good part! Nikki's house on saturday. Me + Nikki = UNDYING LOVE
I'm not goin into details. Buut it was great. Ended up with a few new hickies, the 3 on my chest almost look like nipples. Wierd.

Sunday night Nikki went out to someplace to do some shit. Sooo I went out with Alex and Bob to mcdonalds. That guys a bit weird. The place seemed to be closed or somethin, so we just loitered outside the place. Only the drive through was open, and we didnt have a friggin car. Hunger drove us to the decision to go through the drive through. Bob got on his bike, and alex got on my back. We went charging up to the windows like crazy people until we saw the pizza hut across the street. Nobody knew that was there lol..how the fuck it magically appeared...the world may never know.

So after bein complete idiots in ther for like a half hour, we finally figured out how to use the menu(damn those things are confoosin) and ordered a medium pizza and a 2 liter of pepsi. Thats right baby pepsi, fuck coke!

We ate and made general conversation, being the stereotypical white people we are.
Joked a bit...made some cool hats!!!! and bob applied for a job...i would have too if i had a permit. Goddamnit!! Cant get a job without permit for like 2 more months(my birthday). So enough of my rambling. Thats generally the night we had.

dude..i ramble too much. So neways off to the see the back of my eyelids for a few hours. Laters people.

PS. - We're like those Cookies & bars... Seen & Snikkers. LOVE YOU!
Comments (2) | Permalink

Tuesday, November 30, 2004

Sick
People with the flu...I swear, people with the flu should be putin bubbles... Getting everyone else sick

So yeah...I'm home sick with the flu, and i'm so damned tired. Btw, to anyone that cares, I made up with nikki. Something still seems wrong though...

Welllll....later folks, i'm off to catch some Z's.
Happy Tuesday!
Comments (3) | Permalink

Monday, November 29, 2004

   Grr...
My first real fight with Nikki...and it happened today. I hoped this would never happen but it did... And over the most pointless idiotic thing. ...Oh well...I'm sure we'll make up eventually :'(

I still love you Nikki.
Comments (1) | Permalink