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Tuesday, August 1, 2006


   LOOK PEOPLE!!!!!
OK GUYS...Ive BEEN GETING A LOTTA HATE MESAGES...
MOST OF WHICH ARE BECAUSE I "SUPOSIDLY" SAID SOME MEAN THINGS!!!!

NOW I HAVE 2...SAY IT w/ME... 2 BROTHERS...

AND A SISTER
(shes nice)

BUT...MY BROTHERS MADE MY SITE...PICKED MY NAME...CHOSE MY PASWORD...(WITCH I LOVE!!!)ANYWAY...THEY FUCK AROUND ON MY SITE...ALOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IF YOU GET SOMETHING MEAN/HURTFULL/INSULTING OR OTHERWISE PM ME...Ill GET MY BASEBALLBAT...^-^

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Sunday, July 23, 2006


   ITs MY SASUKEs BIRTHDAY!
AZUMI: OK,ITs MY FUTURE HUSBANDS BIRTHDAY & ME,MY SISTER ZELDA & HER FUTURE HUSBAND...ITACHI WERE GONNA THROW HIM A SUPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY!!!!!!
ITACHI: TELL ME AGAIN HOW I GOT DRAGED INTO THIS!
ZELDA: THE FACT THAT OUR DAD IS UR BOSS...
AZUMI: AND U HAVE 2 DO EVERY THING WE TELL U 2 OR OUR DAD IS GONNA KILL UR ASS!!!
ITACHI: OH YEAH...DAMNIT!!!!!!!
AZUMI: YEAH,YEAH...ANYWAY! SASUKEs OUT BIN DA GOOD NINJA THAT HE IS...AND ME BIN DA BAD NINJA THAT I AM...Im GONNA MAKE HIM A CAKE!
ITACHI: THAT DOESNT AQUIER BIN A NINJA @ ALL!!!!!!INFACT,AN IDIOT CAN BAKE A CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AZUMI: YOU MEAN LIKE U?...
ITACHI: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...WAIT?
ZELDA&AZUMI: *laughing their asses off*
AZUMI: *still laughing* Ill GO STEAL SOME CAKE MIX... ITACHI...STEAL GOME DECORATIONS... ZELDA...STEAL 3 NICE PRESENTS,TELL ALL DA OTHER NINJA 2 COME...JUST NOT SAKURA...& MAKE SURE NARUTO COMES SO HINATA COMES...
ZELDA: OK!
ITACHI: WHAT EVER....
AZUMI: DONt FUCKING "WHAT EVER" ME!!! *snaps fingers in "Z" formation*
ITACHI&ZELDA: *SIGH*LEAVES...

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Saturday, July 22, 2006


   TODAYs YOUR LUCKY DAY!!!!!
AZUMI: Hi people! You guys are in luck!
(you:WHAT??!!WHAT??!!)
AZUMI: SASUKEs here w/me &...Where the fuck did he go?!!!
SASUKE:*behind Azumi* Im right here...
AZUMI: Oh...Shit...Sorry...^_^'
SASUKE: Its OK...*sits next 2 Azumi & puts an arm around her* I could never B mad @ you...*kisses her on cheack*
(YOU:Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!)
AZUMI: So?what brings you here?...
SASUKE: I live here!...You 4got already!?
AZUMI: Oh yeah...I just moved in w/you...
SASUKE: .....*whispering* Little ms.4getful...
AZUMI: What?
SASUKE: Nothing...
AZUMI: Do you want me 2 move OUT?...
SASUKE: NO!!!!!*gets on his kneys*DONt DO THAT 2 ME!!!!!!!*tears in his eyes*
AZUMI: OK...I wont move out...Now,get off your kneys...
SASUKE:*sniffles* OK. *hugs Azumi & kisses her full on da lips*
AZUMI: OK people...(looks @ sasuke)*whisper* Me & Sasuke are gonna do.... something...
SASUKE: All right!!!!!
(YOU: OHHHHH?)

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