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Sunday, August 13, 2006


   AGAIN!!!!!
SASUKE AS A ROCK STAR!!!!!
I SO TOTALLY LOVE IT!!!!!!

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   I GOT KICKED OUTTA MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!! >XP
ME: DUDES!!!!! I JUST GOT KICKED OUTTA MY HOUSE!!!!! THIS SUCKS!!!!!
(YOU: THEN HOW CAN YOU BE WRITING THIS?...)
ME: ...LAP-TOP...ANYWAYS...Im SLEEPING IN THE CAR!!!!!
(YOU: DAMN! THATs GOTTA SUCK!)
ME: I DONt EVEN HAVE A PILLOW or A BLANKIE!!!!! >XP
(YOU: ...DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

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Saturday, August 12, 2006


   CAN SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!
DOES ANYBODY KNOW HOW TO PUT PICTURES ON THIS THING!!!!!
IF SOMEBUDY HELPS ME Ill GIVE 'EM A SHINNY NICKLE...
PLESE JUST HELP ME!!!!!

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Friday, August 11, 2006


   MORE GOOD NEWS!!!!!
AZUMI: I GOT ANOTHER COOL POWER!!!!!!!!!
(YOU: OIY! ANOTHER!)
AZUMI: YEAH!!!!!!!!!
(YOU: WHAT IS IT THIS TIME?)
AZUMI: YA KNOW HOW GAARA CONTROLS SAND...
(YOU: DONt TELL ME YOU HAVE THE SAME POWER...)
AZUMI: NO... I CONTROL THE AIR AROUND YOU!!!!!!!!
(YOU: GAARA KILLS PEOPLE w/SAND...YOU KILL PEOPLE w/THE AIR WE ALL BREATH...)
AZUMI: YUP!!!
(YOU: *run away screaming*)
AZUMI: I WASNt GONNA KILL YOU...THOUGH IT WOULD BE GOOD PRACTICE.....^-^

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Thursday, August 10, 2006


   THIS IS ONLY 4 GUYS...
AZUMI: OK...WHO DO YOU THINK IS MORE SPECIAL...

ME OR MY SISTER ZELDA...

BIG BOOBS(Azumi) or BIG ASS(Zelda)?

NICE ASS(Azumi) or REGULAR BOOBS(Zelda)?

REMEMBER GUYS...DONt FORGET 2 COMMENT!! ^.~

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Wednesday, August 9, 2006


   GOOD NEWS!!!!!
AZUMI: I GOT A COOL POWER!!!!!
(YOU: WHAT IS IT?)
AZUMI: I CAN CONTROLE PEOPLE!!!!!
(YOU: HOW CAN YOU DO THAT NOW?)
AZUMI: I MOVE MY RIGHT HAND AS IF I WAS PLAYING w/A PUPPIT...APARANTLY ITs KEKAGENKAI...DID I SAY THAT RIGHT?...WELL I INHARITED IT!!!!!^-^
ZELDA: HOW COME I DIDNt GET IT?!
AZUMI: DUNNO...I THINK ONLY I GOT IT...
ZELDA: YOU GET EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AZUMI: *all pissed* LIKE WHAT?!
ZELDA: YOU GOT THE HUGE ASS BOOBS!!!!!
AZUMI: AND...
ZELDA: YOUR BOOBS ARE BIGER THAN MINE!!!!!
AZUMI: AND...
ZELDA: *hair catches fire* YOUr YONGER THAN ME!!!!
AZUMI: YOUR POINT...
ZELDA: *whole head catches fire* I DONt GET ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AZUMI: NOT TRUE...
ZELDA: *only a small flame on her head* OH REALLY...
AZUMI: YOU GOT THE BIG ASS!!!!!
ZELDA: *falls on ground,unconcious*
AZUMI: .....O.....K.....*walks off* WHAT.....EVER.....

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006


   WHY DONt YOU PEOPLE LIKE ME ANYMORE!!!!!
AZUMI: DO YOU PEOPLE HAVE A PROBLEM w/ME?!!!!!
SASUKE: YEAH! WHATs WRONG w/MY GIRLFRIEND?!!!!!
HINATA: Im GOING TO STAY OUT OF THIS...
AZUMI: WHAT?NOW "YOU" DONt LIKE ME ANYMORE?!!!!!YOUr SUPOSED TO BE MY "BEST FRIEND"!!!!WTF?!!!!!
HINATA: N...NO...I...ITs NOT LIKE THAT.
AZUMI: THEN WHAT IS IT?!!!!!
SASUKE: YEAH!!!!!
HINATA: I...ITs...J...JUST...T...THAT...
AZUMI: WHAT?!!!!!
SASUKE: SPIT IT OUT!!!!!
HINATA: I..THINK..THEY..WONt..VISIT..YOUR..SITE..BECAUSE..YOUr...TO...
AZUMI: WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!
SASUKE: COME ON!!!!!!!
HINATA: ...BORING...
AZUMI: WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SASUKE: *whid-eyed*.....
AZUMI: *tackles Hinata & starts a fight* Im BORING!!!!!!!!! I AM NOT "BORING"!!!!!!!!!!!WHAT THE HELLs WRONG w/YOU!!!!!
SASUKE: COOL!"CAT FIGHT"!!!!!!!!!!Ill GET MY CAMERA!!!!!*goes to get his camra & comes back*GOT IT!!!!!*starts to take pictures*
AZUMI: HOW CAN I BE "BORING"?!!!!!!AM I BORING TO YOU?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HINATA: NO!I JUST THINK YOUr BORING ON YOUR SITE!
AZUMI: SO Im STILL BORING!!!!!
HINATA: NO!
SASUKE: *still tacking pictures*OH YEAH!!!!!COME ON HINATA TRY TO PUT UP A FIGHT!!!

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Monday, August 7, 2006


   AZUMI: YEAH NEW RUMMIE!!!!! SASUKE: *whispering* DANM IT...
AZUMI: YEAH MY BEST FRIEND IS MOVING IN w/SASUKE & ME!!!
HINATA: *in her soft voice* AZUMI...YOU DONt HAVE TO MAKE A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT...
SASUKE: WHW MANY TIMES DO I GOTTA SAY THIS!...THIS HOUSE ONLY HAS "2" ROOMS!...WHERE IS SHE SUPOSED TO STAY!?
AZUMI: SHEs GONNA BE IN MY ROOM & Im GONNA BE IN YOUR ROOM...
SASUKE: ...WHERE AM "I" GONNA STAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AZUMI: ...Im GOING TO SLEEP IN THAT ROOM w/YOU!!!!
SASUKE: *shifts eyes*...OH...*-*'
HINATA: *in her soft voice* OK Im GOING TO MY NEW ROOM NOW...
AZUMI: MAKE YOURSELF @ HOME...
HINATA: *in her soft voice* THANK YOU...

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Friday, August 4, 2006


   I saw something you might wanna hear...
OK...I was @ LOWES right...and I saw this guy...
now...take a wild guess what hair stile he had...
(you: I dunno...)
OH GOD...
he had SASUKEs hair stile!!!!...
well actually...SASUKE has the same hair stile as a COCKATOO...but you get what Im saying...
right?...
(you: no...)
WHAT EVER...T-T

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Thursday, August 3, 2006


   MAN AN I TIRED...
I HAD 2 GO REGESTER 4 8th GRADE...
IT WAS LIKE A CHINESE-FIRE-DRILL...
SLOW AS HELL!!!!...
AND WE HAD 2 STAND IN THIS LINE WHICH WAS LONG AS HELL!...WAS OUTSIDE IN THE HOT SUN!...*shacking head*IT RAN RIGHT INTO THE STREET WHERE PEOPLE GO THROUGH SO THEY CAN PARK THEIR CARS...
THE PEOPLE WHO WERE TRYING TO PARK THEIR CARS HAD 2 WAIT 4 US 2 MOVE OUTTA THE WAY...

THEN WHEN IT CAME 2 THE PART I WAS HOME FREE...
THIS LADY ASKED ME STUPID QUESTIONS LIKE: "HAVE YOU BEEN HOME BROKEN IN THE LIST YEAR?" & (this is a stupid 1) "HAV YOU DROPED OUT OF SCHOOL?"...
*i was like lady if i droped outta school i wouldnt be here...* or (this is the most stupidest question i have ever herd) "WHAT LANGUAGE DO YOU SPEAK @ HOME?"...
*i was like what the hell kinda language do you think i speak...*

THEN I WENT HOME...
I WAS PISSED...AND TIRED

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