Wednesday, June 29, 2005

  Solar: Hello! And welcome once again to Masterpiece, Goofy Poem Theater! This round of poems isn't as good as my last, but I hope you still like them.
Lugia: Can we just get this over with as quickly as possible? And hopefully without the use of my frying pan.
Solar: WHAAAAAAAAA! *BONK*
Solar: Ow!
Lugia: Onto the first poem!

Raphael

Raphael fell off a ship
and then fell for ol' Dartz's trick
The trick was that the world was bad
and destroying it was really rad
~Solar

Solar: Wazup dude! Radical man!
Lugia: I am SO not amused.
Solar: That ain't my problem my peep. You in my pad now.
Lugia: Ahhh! Evil slang! Make it stop! Make it stop!
Solar: Yo what's your prob' man?
Lugia: *shudder*
Solar: Let's get this party started!

Allister

Allister lost his Mom
and then his little brother
He's bent on killing Kaiba
one way or another
~Solar

Lugia: Yay! My favorite poem of this set!
Solar: Dude, I rock.
Lugia: *sarcastic tone* Your so modest.
Solar: Whaaatever dude.
Lugia: No more slang!
Solar: I say "dude" anyway, Lugia. All right, next poem.

Valon

Valon's an Australian, mate
The one person he really hates
Is Joey Wheeler just because
He loves Mai like Valon does
~Solar

Lugia: Australians, for some reason, always say "mate."
Solar: *in dreamy voice* He's so hot...
Lugia: Who's hot?
Solar: Valon you dolt! Who was the poem about? Although I have to admit, Dark, from DNAngel, is hotter.
Lugia: Solar, your getting off the subject.
Solar: *again in dreamy voice* Mirror, Mirror, On the wall. Who's the hottest of them all?
Lugia: Okaaay... Next poem.

Dartz

Dartz and his bright aqua hair
Is like Rapunzel's long and fair
He hates being compared to a girl
It's so bad for him he might just hurl
~Solar

Solar: Yaaay! Rapunzel, Rapunzel, Let down your long hair. That I may shave it off and make you bald. *BONK*
Solar: Owww! Don't do that!
Lugia: Then don't act like an idiot!
Solar: You know that's impossible for me.
Lugia: Oh brother... Just get on with it.
Solar: Okay!

Tea and Her Friendship Theme

Tea and her friendship theme is really quite a bore
After all those speeches I'm surprised her throats not sore
~Solar

Solar: I hate those speeches! Their worse than Kaiba's!
Lugia: For once, I agree with you.
Solar: Can we please get to the next poem? It involves a bear for some strange and unknown reason!
Lugia: Fine with me.

Yami Bakura the Maniac

Y.B. is a maniac
His favorite bear's the Kodiak
He wants to be just like that bear
Even grow more body hair
~Solar

Solar: Yaaay! Bears! *starts stomping around* Grrrrr! Grrrrr! Grrrrr!
Lugia: You look more like Godzilla than a bear.
Solar: Hey! Maybe Godzilla was a mutant bear!
Lugia: No... He's a reptile.
Solar: Maybe he's a mixed breed! *BONK*
Solar: Ow! Okay next poem before you hurt me again!

Pegasus

Pegasus is a hippie
With drugs throughout his body
How you ask would I know all this
C'MON JUST LOOK AT HIS HOBBY
~Solar

Lugia: Yay! My second favorite poem! No offense to any Pegasus lovers.
Solar: *in hurried tone* Okay! It's great! Let's go!
Lugia: Wow. Your in a hurry to go. Are you feeling okay?
Solar: Lugia! If you stare at the screen too long it can melt you eyes out! Remember!!!
Solar: Unless... You lied to me!
Lugia: Oh no. Of course I didn't lie! Your absolutely right! Let's go.
Solar and Lugia: See ya' later!

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Sunday, June 12, 2005

  Lugia: Hello! This is Lugia.
Solar: And Solar.
Lugia: Solar recently came up with some poems and would like to share them with you now. *lights dim and curtains open*
Solar: Welcome to Masterpiece, Goofy Poem Theater! I've created some lovely poems with the use of adjectives, verbs, and- *BONK*
Solar: Lugia! I told you not to use that frying pan anymore!
Lugia: Be quiet and get on with it!
Solar: Fine! Here's the first one:

The Ups and Downs of Being a Mew Mew

Elliots a big fat jerk
Weslys one of the cute perks
~Solar

Solar: Yay! Aren't the Mew Mews great? Wesly is sooo cute!
Lugia: Get on with it!
Solar: What if I don't want to? *Lugia shows frying pan*
Solar: Okay!

Tinkywinky's Dead. Hooray!

Tinkywinky has a purse
Tinkywinky's in a hearse
Tinkywinky's dead because
He's more dumb than Barney was
~Solar

Solar: Die Tellietubbies! Die I say! Die!
Lugia: Enough!
Solar: Oh yeah! Barney too. Die Barney!
Lugia: Oh, Just get to the point already!

Mokuba and Kaiba: The Glory Days

Mokuba will never let Seto
Ever,ever,ever forget-o
When he used to laugh and smile
And get into big dog piles
~Solar

Solar: Ha Ha! Kaiba in a dog pile!
Lugia: Um, Solar I don't think "forget-o" is a word.
Solar: Sure it's a word! Go get the dictionary.
*looks through all the "F" words*
Lugia: Nope! Not here!
Solar: I meant MY dictionary!
Lugia: Okay. Next poem.

Duke the Drunken Lord of Dice

Duke is as drunk
As if he got dunked
In a keg of beer with a skunk
~Solar

Solar: This is dedicated to the late Marik2112.
Lugia: She's not dead!
Solar: Yeah, but it sounded pretty cool.
Lugia: A lot of our characters are based off of Marik2112's. Such as Duke and his love of martinis, (see her New Year's Eve post) or Ryu's obsession with ice cream.
Solar: Along with this poem, which has a skunk for some unknown reason, please enjoy "Duke the Drunken Lord of Dice2"

Duke the Drunken Lord of Dice2

Duke the Drunken Lord of Dice
Only martinis will suffice
He'll soon pass out on the floor
And we'll leave the room because he snores
~Solar

Solar: Ha Ha! Duke snores!
Lugia: Please continue.

Ryu and His Ice Cream Dream

Ryu was the ice cream man in his wonderful dream
He kept all the ice cream and made the children scream
~Solar

Solar: Yay! Child cruelty!
Lugia: Solar!!! That's not nice!
Solar: I know. I'm just kidding!

A Poem With The Use of Two Suffixes That I Have No Idea What They Mean

Little Yugi-Sama was crying for his mama
When out Yami-Chan who told him to shutup and act like a man
~Solar

Solar: What do those things mean anyway?
Lugia: I don't know Solar. Just get to the next poem.

Joey's Big Mistake

Mai has a Harpie
Joey has a Sharpie
When he used that little black marker
His future became much, much darker
~Solar

Lugia: Yay! My favorite poem!
Solar: So many things could follow the sentence "Joey's Big Mistake." Such as Mokuba telling him to hold his head under water while he counts to 1 million!
Lugia: Okay that's enough! Boy, this is a looong post.

Triston. Hair or Hat?

If it's hair thats quite a scare
He's nutso thats no lie
If it's a hat
Get rid of that
It might put out an eye
~Solar

Lugia: Hat!
Solar: Hair!
Lugia: Hat!
Solar: Hair!
Lugia: Next poem!
Solar: Okay!

Shadi is the Turban Man

Shadi is the Turban Man
He got stuck knee-deep in the sand
Okay, he's out, lets give him a hand (clapping)
Shadi is the Turban Man
~Solar

Solar: Yay! Random bafoonery!
Lugia: So this concludes her "Masterpiece, Goofy Poem Theater" *under breath* Thank goodness!
Solar: What was that!?
Lugia: Nothing!
Solar: Until next time!
Lugia: Bye!
Solar: Do we have to go?
Lugia: Yes. Because if you look at the screen for too long, it can melt your eyes.
Solar: Okay! Let's go! See ya'!

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