Sunday, June 12, 2005

  Lugia: Hello! This is Lugia.
Solar: And Solar.
Lugia: Solar recently came up with some poems and would like to share them with you now. *lights dim and curtains open*
Solar: Welcome to Masterpiece, Goofy Poem Theater! I've created some lovely poems with the use of adjectives, verbs, and- *BONK*
Solar: Lugia! I told you not to use that frying pan anymore!
Lugia: Be quiet and get on with it!
Solar: Fine! Here's the first one:

The Ups and Downs of Being a Mew Mew

Elliots a big fat jerk
Weslys one of the cute perks
~Solar

Solar: Yay! Aren't the Mew Mews great? Wesly is sooo cute!
Lugia: Get on with it!
Solar: What if I don't want to? *Lugia shows frying pan*
Solar: Okay!

Tinkywinky's Dead. Hooray!

Tinkywinky has a purse
Tinkywinky's in a hearse
Tinkywinky's dead because
He's more dumb than Barney was
~Solar

Solar: Die Tellietubbies! Die I say! Die!
Lugia: Enough!
Solar: Oh yeah! Barney too. Die Barney!
Lugia: Oh, Just get to the point already!

Mokuba and Kaiba: The Glory Days

Mokuba will never let Seto
Ever,ever,ever forget-o
When he used to laugh and smile
And get into big dog piles
~Solar

Solar: Ha Ha! Kaiba in a dog pile!
Lugia: Um, Solar I don't think "forget-o" is a word.
Solar: Sure it's a word! Go get the dictionary.
*looks through all the "F" words*
Lugia: Nope! Not here!
Solar: I meant MY dictionary!
Lugia: Okay. Next poem.

Duke the Drunken Lord of Dice

Duke is as drunk
As if he got dunked
In a keg of beer with a skunk
~Solar

Solar: This is dedicated to the late Marik2112.
Lugia: She's not dead!
Solar: Yeah, but it sounded pretty cool.
Lugia: A lot of our characters are based off of Marik2112's. Such as Duke and his love of martinis, (see her New Year's Eve post) or Ryu's obsession with ice cream.
Solar: Along with this poem, which has a skunk for some unknown reason, please enjoy "Duke the Drunken Lord of Dice2"

Duke the Drunken Lord of Dice2

Duke the Drunken Lord of Dice
Only martinis will suffice
He'll soon pass out on the floor
And we'll leave the room because he snores
~Solar

Solar: Ha Ha! Duke snores!
Lugia: Please continue.

Ryu and His Ice Cream Dream

Ryu was the ice cream man in his wonderful dream
He kept all the ice cream and made the children scream
~Solar

Solar: Yay! Child cruelty!
Lugia: Solar!!! That's not nice!
Solar: I know. I'm just kidding!

A Poem With The Use of Two Suffixes That I Have No Idea What They Mean

Little Yugi-Sama was crying for his mama
When out Yami-Chan who told him to shutup and act like a man
~Solar

Solar: What do those things mean anyway?
Lugia: I don't know Solar. Just get to the next poem.

Joey's Big Mistake

Mai has a Harpie
Joey has a Sharpie
When he used that little black marker
His future became much, much darker
~Solar

Lugia: Yay! My favorite poem!
Solar: So many things could follow the sentence "Joey's Big Mistake." Such as Mokuba telling him to hold his head under water while he counts to 1 million!
Lugia: Okay that's enough! Boy, this is a looong post.

Triston. Hair or Hat?

If it's hair thats quite a scare
He's nutso thats no lie
If it's a hat
Get rid of that
It might put out an eye
~Solar

Lugia: Hat!
Solar: Hair!
Lugia: Hat!
Solar: Hair!
Lugia: Next poem!
Solar: Okay!

Shadi is the Turban Man

Shadi is the Turban Man
He got stuck knee-deep in the sand
Okay, he's out, lets give him a hand (clapping)
Shadi is the Turban Man
~Solar

Solar: Yay! Random bafoonery!
Lugia: So this concludes her "Masterpiece, Goofy Poem Theater" *under breath* Thank goodness!
Solar: What was that!?
Lugia: Nothing!
Solar: Until next time!
Lugia: Bye!
Solar: Do we have to go?
Lugia: Yes. Because if you look at the screen for too long, it can melt your eyes.
Solar: Okay! Let's go! See ya'!

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