Wednesday, June 29, 2005

  Solar: Hello! And welcome once again to Masterpiece, Goofy Poem Theater! This round of poems isn't as good as my last, but I hope you still like them.
Lugia: Can we just get this over with as quickly as possible? And hopefully without the use of my frying pan.
Solar: WHAAAAAAAAA! *BONK*
Solar: Ow!
Lugia: Onto the first poem!

Raphael

Raphael fell off a ship
and then fell for ol' Dartz's trick
The trick was that the world was bad
and destroying it was really rad
~Solar

Solar: Wazup dude! Radical man!
Lugia: I am SO not amused.
Solar: That ain't my problem my peep. You in my pad now.
Lugia: Ahhh! Evil slang! Make it stop! Make it stop!
Solar: Yo what's your prob' man?
Lugia: *shudder*
Solar: Let's get this party started!

Allister

Allister lost his Mom
and then his little brother
He's bent on killing Kaiba
one way or another
~Solar

Lugia: Yay! My favorite poem of this set!
Solar: Dude, I rock.
Lugia: *sarcastic tone* Your so modest.
Solar: Whaaatever dude.
Lugia: No more slang!
Solar: I say "dude" anyway, Lugia. All right, next poem.

Valon

Valon's an Australian, mate
The one person he really hates
Is Joey Wheeler just because
He loves Mai like Valon does
~Solar

Lugia: Australians, for some reason, always say "mate."
Solar: *in dreamy voice* He's so hot...
Lugia: Who's hot?
Solar: Valon you dolt! Who was the poem about? Although I have to admit, Dark, from DNAngel, is hotter.
Lugia: Solar, your getting off the subject.
Solar: *again in dreamy voice* Mirror, Mirror, On the wall. Who's the hottest of them all?
Lugia: Okaaay... Next poem.

Dartz

Dartz and his bright aqua hair
Is like Rapunzel's long and fair
He hates being compared to a girl
It's so bad for him he might just hurl
~Solar

Solar: Yaaay! Rapunzel, Rapunzel, Let down your long hair. That I may shave it off and make you bald. *BONK*
Solar: Owww! Don't do that!
Lugia: Then don't act like an idiot!
Solar: You know that's impossible for me.
Lugia: Oh brother... Just get on with it.
Solar: Okay!

Tea and Her Friendship Theme

Tea and her friendship theme is really quite a bore
After all those speeches I'm surprised her throats not sore
~Solar

Solar: I hate those speeches! Their worse than Kaiba's!
Lugia: For once, I agree with you.
Solar: Can we please get to the next poem? It involves a bear for some strange and unknown reason!
Lugia: Fine with me.

Yami Bakura the Maniac

Y.B. is a maniac
His favorite bear's the Kodiak
He wants to be just like that bear
Even grow more body hair
~Solar

Solar: Yaaay! Bears! *starts stomping around* Grrrrr! Grrrrr! Grrrrr!
Lugia: You look more like Godzilla than a bear.
Solar: Hey! Maybe Godzilla was a mutant bear!
Lugia: No... He's a reptile.
Solar: Maybe he's a mixed breed! *BONK*
Solar: Ow! Okay next poem before you hurt me again!

Pegasus

Pegasus is a hippie
With drugs throughout his body
How you ask would I know all this
C'MON JUST LOOK AT HIS HOBBY
~Solar

Lugia: Yay! My second favorite poem! No offense to any Pegasus lovers.
Solar: *in hurried tone* Okay! It's great! Let's go!
Lugia: Wow. Your in a hurry to go. Are you feeling okay?
Solar: Lugia! If you stare at the screen too long it can melt you eyes out! Remember!!!
Solar: Unless... You lied to me!
Lugia: Oh no. Of course I didn't lie! Your absolutely right! Let's go.
Solar and Lugia: See ya' later!

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