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Friday, October 1, 2004

Joke of the Day
A baseball player, a cola seller, and the President of the U.S. are flying on an airplane, and the baseball player takes out a baseball, and says: "I want people to remember what a good baseball player I was..." He signs the ball, throws it out the window, and when the plane lands, the player is walking down the street, and a child is crying. So the player asks why the kid is crying, and he says, a signed baseball hit him on the head, so the player hitails his ass out of there. So, now to the cola seller...A cola seller, a very famous one, takes out a cola bottle, and says: " I want people to remember me, for selling them great soda. He signs the cola bottle, tosses it out the window, and when the plane lands, he also sees a child crying, becausew a signed bottle hit him, and badly injured. Next the president...The president is on the same plane, and he takes out a bomb, and signs it, throws it out the window, and when the plane lands, he ALSO sees a child, but he is laughing like the Dicken's. The child says when he farted, the building behind him blew up!
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