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Tuesday, August 24, 2004


Whoa!
I was so very close to forgetting to post today ^_^; That would have been a shame, as I'm enjoying TehSillyCircus2, heh.

Anyway, I need to find something to talk about. I had it earlier, but now it seems to have vanished...

I'm often losing things, actually. Not just in memory but physically as well. There tend to be about four different places I put things, as they're where I spend most of my time or are where I enter/exit before or after various functions: the sitting-room, my bedroom, the library and the study.

Black Hole Cushions
The sitting-room sucks in stuff, and even though it gets cleared out every now and then it still gets messy within a matter of weeks/days/hours/now. And you can almost guarantee that if you last saw something in there, it's still there somewhere. The question is: Where?

Most of the things I get given in the morning or when I'm watching TV get thrown on the sofa or the footrest, so half the seating at 'my' end of the room is filled with papers, magazines and bits of junk ^_^; Otherwise it's all dumped on a poor little folding coffee table at the other end, which hasn't been properly clear in at least a year. Things don't leave there- they migrate in rotation. So something that was on the sideboard will be on the table within a day or so, and what was on the sofa will be on the floor, etc. It's madness. And when you're desperately looking for an exercise book, cheque or appliation form that you need in five minutes' time it gets incredibly frustrating.

My bedroom's a mess, but it's usually organised mess. Toys are on one side fo the bed; clothes, magazines, CDs, armour, furniture, bags, papers, homework, books, weapons, costumes, toiletries and chairs are on the other. And all Sara's letters are next to my bed ^_^

I still manage to lose things, though. They fal or get moved unintentionally when I'm looking for something else.

I guess it's the cycle of mess- it has to move somewhere otherwise it roots itself and officially evolves into junk, whereby it's liable to be chucked out. Any mess that evolves too quickly gets removed from the gene pool by being thrown in the bin. So it tries to gather itself up into piles to prevent inevitable purgatory in my bin. When in piles, they hide items of possible neccessity and get moved by the person trying to find said item and hence have a new time frame with which to void becoming junk. The mess becomes piles again, and thus continues until the piles are so big you just have to get rid of them. This is known as natural selection.

...It's amazing what kind of stuff I can come up with at twenty-five to midnigh, heh.

And vist Dan L's site. The online Bible translations are hilarious ^_____^

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