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• 2003-08-02
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• Writer; Part-Time Hero
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• James
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• Visiting eight different myO friends in person thus far
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• Winter 2001
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• Neon Genesis Evangelion, .hack//SIGN, Naruto, Bleach, Beck, Peacemaker Kurogane, Ranma 1/2 (the guilty pleasure)
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• Visit the myO friends I've missed thus far; complete a cosplay from 300
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• Writing, Gaming, Kung Fu, Movies, Acting somewhat strange in general
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• Can recognise most quotes from almost any movie/show on first listen; Can recite the entire 12 days of Christmas by memory
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Sunday, July 18, 2004
Don't feel like griping tonight . . . instead, I'm gonna introduce you to my brother!
So the other night I was dropped off at work. I was planning on taking a bus home, but then those brothers of mine called me and said that they were coming to get me . . . . . so, instead of going home, I hung out at the place my older brother was housesitting and the three of us watched a match from Wrestlemania XX and Starship Troopers 2. The match was good, the movie . . . uh, not so good (of course my retard brother, upon getting into the car, tells us "I don't rent . . .").
Anyway, as the night went on, we all started sharing the little inside jokes, lines and catch-phrases that we've all grown up with and stuff. This is where this post comes in:
My older brother, 26 years old, officer for the Vancouver Police Department, has a degree in Kinesiology, loves dogs, hates punk kids . . . here are some things he's said that makes you laugh after a while!
"How do you get guns in this game?"
(Re: playing multiplayer Goldeneye on the N64)
"He really does that!"
(Re: watching wrestling and the wrestler does a move that you can do in the video game)
"You're starting to piss me off right now!"
(Apparently his favourite thing to say to people while he's working on the street)
"Ah! Monster!"
(Re: seeing a spider)
"Security! Security! Send a squad to the control roo-oo-ooooom!!!"
(Quoting a scene from an old "Mighty Mouse" movie)
"The only brave thing Frodo ever did was threaten Gollum . . . . . don't move, or I'll cut your throat . . . hah!"
(Re: the scene in LotR:TTT)
"I bet they're gonna have a miscommunication, and then one or both of them are gonna get hurt . . ."
(Re: people working together to do things, especially when doing so stupidly)
"He knows all the latest tactics . . ."
(Re: any soldier-character in a movie who takes charge of a battle or something [originated from the first big Colliseum fight in Gladiator])
"Don't be an idiot! You know the saying that money doesn't grow on trees?! Sticks grow on trees!"
(Re: his "cheering-up" speech to a crying kid who snapped his staff during a kung-fu competition . . . that kid actually won, despite breaking his weapon too.)
"He was a skater boy! He said see ya later boy! Lalalala . . . [burp] [fart] . . ."
(Re: how he once walked into the basement this one time, and to which I still can never forget . . . it was all so quick in succession!)
So yeah, that's ore no onii-san for ya. Maybe I'll make fun of ore no ototo some day. But until then, you people all have fun at the expense of the guy who owns a handgun. Mwah hah hah . . . gotta love the internet . . . . .
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