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Thursday, November 18, 2004

   Essay writing, according to Captain Li Shang
[DISCLAIMER: This website has no affiliation with Walt Disney Studios whatsoever. I do not own the trademark Mulan or the music from it, I just thought it'd be fun to borrow it for a while . . .]




LET'S get down to business,
'cause you need to write,
GOT to pay attention,
since your job ain't light,
It's the saddest effort of this year,
but just think of it as your cue,
'Cause this work, on Friday, it is due.

STOP your internetting,
and don't watch TV,
YOU already know this,
let your mind, not flee,
All the days and nights you've wasted now,
all your time, away you threw,
And now soon, this one work, it is duuuuuue!


"I'm never gonna pass this work,"
"Mom and dad are gonna kill me,"
"Boy it's gonna hurt my grade point averaaage,"
"School's still bein' such a jerk,"
"Hope it doesn't run right o'er me,"
"How I wish my due dates all pushed back a smiiiiidge!"


(Get to work!)
A lot of coffee and lots of tea,
(Get to work!)
You're gonna write 'til the changing moon,
(Get to work!)
So long to all of your fun and laughter,
'Cause seriously, your essay's due, real soooon!


QUIT your damn complaining,
it demeans your heart,
SET the good example,
and complete your part,
All the others will someday go through this,
so it all, comes down, to you,
Show how one, beats the date, 'fore it's duuue!


(Get to work!)
This paper's stressing you really well,
(Get to work!)
And there's a long way before it's June,
(Get to work!)
Just one more day to write all five pages,
'Cause Friday at noon is getting really soooooon!

(Get to work!)
A lot of coffee and lots of tea,
(Get to work!)
This essay's goin' down like the moon,
(Get to work!)
Some day we'll get back to fun and laughter,
It's cuttin' it close, but I shall finish sooooooooon!
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