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Friday, December 12, 2003


   My Overnight Exam Adventure: What I Learned
Facial Hair: Day 14 . . . it has grown to a length of 3 millimeters (you do the conversion).

Hey kids, ya miss me? Well, I'm back now . . . and definitely am not going anywhere - I finally be done! I don't know how well I'm done, but I'm done in many ways, in any case. Done in that I'm finished exams and thus the semester, done in that I've been beaten to an inch of my life . . . anyhoo, here's a quick list of things I learned over the past 48 hours or so . . . . .


    -When you have about 10 hours to study before an exam, you NEVER use all 10 hours to study.

    -Disposable wooden chopsticks, when broken perfectly evenly, can be looked upon as a good omen for future events.

    -It's official: it's NEVER a good idea to take a course on a dare!

    -You'd be surprised how many times you can run through a single verse and chorus pairing from a song through your head and still not get sick of it.

    -You'd be equally surprised at how little you care when you feel you've probably failed an exam at about 9:30pm at night.

    -All my friends seem to think my pseudo-beard is cool.

    -It doesn't matter how clean a bed is; if it's not yours, it takes a while to fall asleep on it (I think it's the smell).

    -Once you can finally fall asleep, any bed becomes a very comfortable bed (though the unfamiliar smell stays).

    -Residential towers on campus have awesome views if you're on the 14th floor.

    -My natural eye colour is brown iris with pink whites.

    -Some of the coffee will ALWAYS find its way outside of the cup and your mouth and find your clothes.

    -Bodily functions are a joke played on us by God just for stress-intense occasions like this.

    -Slightly stuffy nose + small lecture room with no windows = extreme fear of hyperventilation.

    -When it's all said and done, wanting to get a beer before 11am doesn't seem like such a weird idea after all.

    -No places on campus sell beer before 11am.

    -Which really works out, since drinking alone is silly.

    -Plus, I would have had to drive my parents to the airport later in the day and hey, why risk it?

    -For some reason, it seems to be easier to fall asleep on a moving bus than it is to fall asleep in a strange bed.

    -If left unchecked, I'll automatically start playing Final Fantasy music through my head.

    -When school's not on my mind, Return of the King is . . . . . IT NEEDS TO BE WENDESDAY RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!



So yeah. I'm done. I'm a very happy man now.

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