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Wednesday, March 23, 2005


   Worst. Essay. Ever!
The time: 4:48am.
The place: in front of my computer.
The reason: only now did my piss-ass essay about Classical Myth and Religion finally get to start printing.

That said, I didn't proofread and the ink in the printer is making all the writing grey. Also take into account that the actual topic I did is probably gonna get me in trouble since it's essentially an original topic that never went through the professorial screening process.

Hmm . . . what's this thing worth, anyway . . . . . hm, it's worth 25% of the term mark, meaning it's worth 12.5% of the overall mark . . . . . . . . meh. Guess I'm not missing out, then.


Yeah, I think I'm not gonna go to bed tonight. I'll just hafta be sure to nap on the train, bus, and couches at every break I have. That said . . . I think my alarm clock goes off in a little over half an hour . . . interesting . . . . .


So to recap:

  • Don't leave essays until the last minute, even if they are short 1500-2000 worders.
  • Don't intend to write an essay about an original topic and wait until the week before it's due to talk to the prof about it - they may not like your approach to the assignment.
  • Old, musky library books stink.
  • Ink cartridges are noble things and must be maintained at all times.
  • Aeneas is a sucker.
  • There are perks to being an English major . . . for one, you have the ability to pull crap outta your butt and submit it as a term paper - not a good one, but you can do it period.

Alright, tired and this basement is way too cold. Catch you guys later today, yo. Tchau!

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