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• 1983-08-05
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• Vancouver, BC
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• 2003-08-02
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• Writer; Part-Time Hero
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• James
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• Visiting eight different myO friends in person thus far
Anime Fan Since
• Winter 2001
Favorite Anime
• Neon Genesis Evangelion, .hack//SIGN, Naruto, Bleach, Beck, Peacemaker Kurogane, Ranma 1/2 (the guilty pleasure)
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• Visit the myO friends I've missed thus far; complete a cosplay from 300
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• Writing, Gaming, Kung Fu, Movies, Acting somewhat strange in general
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• Can recognise most quotes from almost any movie/show on first listen; Can recite the entire 12 days of Christmas by memory
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Saturday, October 4, 2003
I'm bored. Here's a Tasteless joke.
Seems I really have very little to do lately. My nose is all tingly, my ears are popping . . . so, in the tradition of amidamaru's page, here's a silly little thing to pass my time . . .
One day a little girl went up to her father and asked,
"Daddy! Daddy! How did I get my name?" The dad replied,
"Well you see my dear, right after you were born, a flower petal from the vase next to your mother floated onto your head. And that's why you're named Rose."
After hearing that, the father's second daughter came up to him.
"Daddy! You told Rose how she got her name and now I wanna hear how I got mine!"
"Well Daisy," he said, "much like how your sister was named, a petal from a daisy from that vase dropped off and landed on your head. And that's why we named you Daisy."
After that, the father's third daughter ran up to him and said,
"Nuuuunuunuuunuuuuu!!!" . . . . .
. . . . . . the father said,
"Ah, shaddup Cinderblock . . ."
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