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Birthday
• 1983-08-05
Gender
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Male
Location
• Vancouver, BC
Member Since
• 2003-08-02
Occupation
• Writer; Part-Time Hero
Real Name
• James
Personal
Achievements
• Visiting eight different myO friends in person thus far
Anime Fan Since
• Winter 2001
Favorite Anime
• Neon Genesis Evangelion, .hack//SIGN, Naruto, Bleach, Beck, Peacemaker Kurogane, Ranma 1/2 (the guilty pleasure)
Goals
• Visit the myO friends I've missed thus far; complete a cosplay from 300
Hobbies
• Writing, Gaming, Kung Fu, Movies, Acting somewhat strange in general
Talents
• Can recognise most quotes from almost any movie/show on first listen; Can recite the entire 12 days of Christmas by memory
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Tuesday, December 5, 2006
Prologue:
[myOtaku presents, a SomeGuy story . . .]
'Tis some weeks 'fore Christmas,
and bored have I been,
I think that a party
would make for the win.
I have not had many guests
visit my pad,
and since I'm the boss
such bad conduct is... well, bad!
On second thought, maybe
this might be too much,
I'd hate for my neighbours
to be pissed as such.
Alright, just a small
gathering of close friends,
just a few from the office
(or none, it depends).
But still, it's a fact
that there's two seats reserved
for my guardian angels,
my life they've preserved.
It would feel like an unreal
and false, cloudy fugue,
if I should spend Christmas
without Whip' and Noug'.
Those lovable morons,
I shant go without,
Besides, if I snubbed them,
I know that they'd pout.
Those detectives two,
more alike than not,
their presence alone
shall enliven the lot!
For over a year we've had
brief time to meet,
I'm bogged at the office,
them, on the street.
But my, all the good
that they've done for this city,
if they weren't around
we'd all be in such pity.
They saved me one time
from my poor, messed up sis',
and since I've been safe
with quite little amiss.
Another time they saved
my company's face,
and caught those two jewel thieves
(and wrecked up my place!)
Last year a promotion
was gained and revoked,
but drugs on the street
were punched, tripped, pinned and choked.
They've worked that last case
off and on all this year,
and damn, all those dealers
ate chewy, sweet fear!
But even the police
need breaks now and then,
so dinner at my place
shall be where and when.
In fact, I just got off
the phone with young Whip',
they're rushing fast and
should arrive in a zip.
I know that it's winter
and roads are all frozen
so Noug' better drive safe and
arrive when I'd chosen!
The bird's in the oven,
the spuds in the pot,
hot damn! This year
I freakin' cooked quite a lot!
It's been quite a while,
I hope it won't suck,
so hopefully this year
can end with some luck.
Well, I'm feeling good
about tonight's event,
nothing could ruin
the planning I've spent.
This should be great
and memorable fun,
so let's get this started...
oh! Doorbell! Gotta run!
-'Mel
Cream Filling & Nougat: Half-Julkalender
[myO, this is my Christmas gift to you . . . well, the first one anyway . . . and for the rest of you who don't know what the suck is going on, I'll fill you in next time . . .]
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