| this is my survey |
| if you had a pet earwig what would you name it?: | WTF is an earwig? |
| do you write poems?: | I wish |
| do you consider plaid a color?: | What? |
| are you on a diet?: | ...Sorta |
| are you in a relationship?: | Nobody likes me... |
| do you have pets?: | No |
| what do you like to do in your spare time?: | Draw, Read, listen to music...Lots of things |
| what kind of music do you like?: | Rap, Heavy Metal...Lots of stuff. |
| can a cow turn red if left out in the sun too long?: | If it had no fur. |
| have you ever swallowed a bug?: | Does a snail count? |
| have you gotten stung by a bee?: | Wasp |
| does size matter?: | For what? |
| do you like roses?: | If there aren't any things in them... |
| what color?: | Black |
| do you like food?: | Yep. |
| do you think you're too fat?: | Sometimes |
| do you excercise?: | Ya |
| have you ever touched a chicken?: | No |
| do you drink?: | No |
| do you smoke?: | HELL NO! |
| do you do drugs?: | HELL NO AGAIN! |
| are you gay?: | WTF WHAT WAS THAT??? |
| are you a lesbian?: | I'M A BOY! |
| are you straight?: | What? |
| do you like to hug random people?: | No |
| are you depressed?: | Sorta |
| would you give your second cousin's fourth cousin twice removed a kidney?: | What is that? A toungue twister? |
| do you go through other people's things: | Sometimes. |
| do you like clothes?: | I just wear them... |
| do you do the dew?: | I don't even know what you're talking about... |
| do you like parties?: | Yep |
| are you a homebody?: | Homewhat? |
| do you go out in public?: | I don't even go out... |
| do you have pasty skin?: | What do you mean 'pasty?' |
| do you go to camp?: | No |
| are you a senior citizen?: | ? |
| do you like senior citizens?: | What's a senior citizen? |
| is your grandmother alive?: | Yeah |
| have you ever eaten something that was alive?: | No, and I never will |
| do you like chocolate?: | Yea! |
| do you have plaid pants?: | Plaid??? |
| do you have a band t-shirt?: | No, I used to |
| have you ever heard of coheed and cambria?: | No |
| do you eat?: | How do you think I'm living? |
| do you throw up your food?: | No. |
| The Opposite Sex |
| should your perfect match be chubby, fat, or skinny?: | Skinny. (Duh) |
| best hair color?: | Blond, with little strips of Brown |
| best eye color?: | Never thought of that... |
| height?: | Pretty tall |
| long or short eye lashes?: | I dunno. |
| their favorite sport?: | Soccer. |
| should they be funny?: | Of course! |
| should they be sweet?: | Ya |
| should they play an instrument?: | I guess... |
| should they care about you?: | Ya. |
| should they love you?: | What do you think? |
| should they be sympathetic?: | Sympathewha??? |
| should the guy be a little feminine?: | ? |
| should the girl have big boobs?: | HELL NAW I'M NOT A PERVERT! |
| should they like your friends?: | Ya. |
| Ok I'm Done With That |
| do you brush after every meal?: | Mostly |
| do you watch tv?: | Usually |
| do you watch nickelodeon?: | Not really |
| do you like pizza?: | Yeah... |
| if your brother swallowed his girlfriend what would you do?: | Tell them to go away |
| do you think santa is real?: | I already know the answer... |
| who is your favorite reindeer?: | I don't even know any! |
| who is your favorite of the seven dwarfs?: | Don't know any... |
| do you believe in magic?: | No |
| how about fairies?: | No |
| what do you think of gay marriage?: | WTF why are you asking me this? |
| abortion?: | Abortion? |
| sex before marriage?: | Isn't that how it usually goes? |
| syblings?: | Not really... |
| cousins?: | I have a lot that don't really like me... |
| have you ever bitten someone?: | No. |
| do you find your grandparents unbearably annoying?: | No. |
| do you know how to spell unbearably?: | You just spelled it for me... |
| can you mow a lawn?: | Duh. |
| do you have a job?: | No |
| does food eat you?: | WTF. |
| do you write books?: | Somewhat... |
| are you a teenager?: | ... |
| do you like cake?: | Ice Cream Cake |
| do you have friends?: | Ya |
| how many?: | ALOT! |
| is it summer right now?: | Ya |
| well this is almost over, but stick around theres more questions: | Damn! |
| but i have to fill up these last few spots: | ? |
| so...: | What? |
| does your house have roaches?: | No |
| do you have a cat?: | I don't have any pets! |
| well...........: | What????? |
| do you watch mtv?: | Ya |
| vh1?: | No |
| do eat chips?: | Ya |
| favorite kind?: | Ranch, or Sour Cream and Onion. |
| its almost over: | YAY! |
| do you have a sister?: | An annoying one. |
| whats your middle name?: | Why do you wanna know? |
| do you like pictures taken of yourself?: | No |
| BYE: | Good bye and good Ridance! |
Quiz that sorta got me ticked off...