Tuesday, April 26, 2005

   ://Spilling Chardonay, Breaking Glasses, and My Cigar://

(writing this in "soooooooooooooosaaaaayyyy 9.1" right now) . . . . and what I'm going to do with it . . . . . Is it a crime. . . .that I still want you, and I want you to want me too?? Its 3:33 am right now, and I really need to sleep if I'm going to make to lunch with Rae, Sallie, Brooke, Cindy (Brooke Momma! LOL) and Danielle. I told them that I'm going to end up taking Mikel with me and they'll be able to see just exactly how horrible his behavior is lol. I got to get some rest. . . . . . . . . .anyway, tonight I was back on the party wagon, this time for an assorted group of companies belonging to some kind of association who decided to have a getogether at EVD. The party was a total success, and they LOVED every minute of it. To think that some of the waitresses were saying in the kitchen (Fred told me this, and he's never lied to me before) that I was losing my edge, that I was getting lazy, and how I wasn't working the way I used to/should. . . .they need to blow that sh*t out of their @$$es. They're just jealous because no matter how bummed out I may be feeling, I can still give people a great time (that's why everyone loves Winn!!) This is the part when Sallie would say, "wheres the valve that lets some of that hot air out of your head, Winn?" lol. I managed to spill some Chardonnay being the complete klutz that I am when it comes to wine glasses. Now I CAN say, no wait, I WILL just call the glasses racists, because they always seem to break when I have them on my tray, and never when white people carry them on THEIR tray LOL. "Whahahappenwuz" a party goer wasn't happy with her wine, because she believes that the bartenders mixed it when she wanted her wine plain, so I, with my SUPER NICE GUY persona, decided to find the (well what started out as "the" waitress ended up as "any ol'" waitress) waitress so she could fix the problem. This could have been avoided had SHE in all her gracefulness had taken the wine glass but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I decided to save her the slight effort and stoop down and pick up the glass from the table and as soon as I started to stand upright again. . . .BOING, the sumb*tch tips on my tray, SPILLING THE WINE all over me, the carpet, and the tablecloth, rolls off of the tray, bounching off of my stomach, and SMASHING onto the floor. This has got to be the 5th glass this working period (I say working period because I'm thinking in terms of a work week based on my schedule, Thursday being the start and Monday being the finished with 2 days off following,) and I'm getting fed up with wine glasses. . . . . I got a cigar from Sallie (even though I don't smoke) because a customer left her a box of some. I'm not sure at all what to do with it yet, but some answer will come up. Until then, it just sits on my desk, amongst all of my other junk (I really need to clean this desk. . . ) - - In other news, I am almost done downloading the newest Red Hat Fedora distro so I can see if its good enough (or n00b proof enough lol) for me to use AND I have a gentoo distro ISO (but I'm afraid to install it because I heard that its too difficult to handle the installation when you're a linux n00b like I am.) I ALSO (FINALLY) got mom her own PC so she can surf the internet and play "The Sims" and stay out of my hair FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE (I wish.) Lol, ok, maybe I can't have that, but at least she can leave my PC alone, y'know? Instead of having to shell out 1-200.00 for XP Home or Pro, I'm going to hook her PC up with Win98, so it can run at its fastest possible, connect to my broadband internet, via a wireless Linksys router and a wireless PCI card. As soon as I find the right distro for me, I'm dumping Windows and its security issues completely for Linux. Though there are alot of FREE Linux distribution images out there, I saw one distro in particular called Lycoris, but they want about 40 bucks for it. Its an awesome looking distro, and I think it may be worth that 40.00, so if I'm not satisfied with any of this free stuff, I'll buy that instead. Now I want to acquire a low performance PC to serve as a fileserver, then I will be all set!

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