Tuesday, April 26, 2005

   ://Love's Endless Possibilities (whether slack-jawed, missing teeth, or dumb as a box of rocks)//:

Well, its so great to have 2 (not one, but 2) consecutive days off RIGHT AFTER PAY DAY!!! I've spent the morning/early afternoon with Scott and Mikel (instead of Rae, Sallie, Danielle, Brooke, and Cindy {Brooke Momma lol}) paying bills, looking for trucks, and scoping out places to live (he's got a place that his aunt and uncle want to rent out to him, and he wants a roommate. Hmmmmmmm sounds good) So on the way back, I was dissing Scott's potential next place to live (which may be MY next place to live) because its in the boonies: W: "Well of course no one crazy would want to come back here, we probably live around crazy people! We'd have a neighbor named Cletus who'd always visit us and lives on the bayou." S: "Yeah, I can hear Cletus now: Mayn, yew guys are da cooliz eva. Yew can use ma boat anytyme ya'll want. But if that n*gger messes wif my daughter. . . **immitates cocking a shotgun, single handed style** He wouldn't want you near his Emma Lou! And you know she'd be all lined up, perfect for you man, even a virgin!" W: "Yeah, of course Emma Lou would be fine as hell, I mean like BLA-BLOOW **motions hands, shaping out a figure like an hourglass, but I quickly grabbed the steering wheel** because that's how it always is in that situation. She'd have ocean blue eyes, golden blonde hair. . . .sh*t ALL OF HER TEETH, but she'd be dumb as a box of rocks like her father. (Immitating Emma:) HEEY WINN, HOW YA DOIN?!" S: "(Immitating Cletus:) EMMA LOU, WHA-CHEW DOIN COMIN OUTSYDE WIF NO CLOTHES ON?? GIT BACK IN DA KITCHEN!" W: "Hey, I'd give her a shot. I'd be like (Immitating myself:) This is my lovely wife Emma Lou **snickers**. Sure, she's in her twenties, and in elementary school, but hey, SHES LEARNING BABY!" Mom has always joked that because of my personality, combined with the fact that I live in the south, and want to move to a southern state (whether it be Florida or Virginia,) I'll end up with a white redneck girlfriend, but Scott said: "You know what would be REALLY ironic?! If you ended up with a BLACK TEXAN REDNECK GIRL!" W: "Her daddy would own a ranch, wear cowboy boots, and drive a Dodge dualey. . . no wait, a FORD dualey, because rednecks HATE Dodge vehicles" But hey, if it happens, it happens. As long as I'm happy where I am at the time, right? I mean, I don't discriminate, I'll give anyone a chance (just look at some of my ex's LOL,) I just so happen to favor white girls with blonde hair and pretty blue eyes! P.S.: I saw Joni today at Bank One, as I was going through the drive through to deposit my check, she was going inside. She acted like she didn't see me, even though she shot a quick peek and quickly looked away (she knows she's guilty,) so if you're reading this, yeah I saw you too. Scott was cracking Ja Rule jokes. . . . "If Ja Rule opened a bank, you know Joni would drop Bank One like a bad habit, Winn!"

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