Saturday, November 12, 2005

   I Can't Wear Pants If Its Freezing Because I Know Too Many People

[Playlist and Snippet] Terrance: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka You're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka You're an uncle fucka, yes its true Nobody fucks uncles quite like you Phillip: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn, You just fuck your uncle all day long - Trey Parker, Matt Stone - "Uncle Fucker" - South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut Soundtrack - Shagging your uncle is BAD! It really sucks how I get stopped short of completing my post, because something immediately comes up or someone comes around who I feel doesn't need to read what I write. . .so if youre reading and the post just ends, its usually because I'm interrupted and in some cases I'll try to finish it in the next post [Here's one of the reasons why I don't fuckin like religion. . ] . . .I swear to whomever you (the reader) worship, I'm really fucking pissed off right now (I know I know, "what else is new, Winn?") Here's the dillio (DIL-lee-o): So I was talking to Lauren about the weather here in Panama City, which is gradually getting chilly every morning, and she says, "Aww man, I left all of my long skirts in Missouri (this is also important)" I ask her if she still has some pants, because she can always wear that instead but she says that she can't because she knows too many people around here (she's Pentecostal.) Thats some really fucked up shit, guys. She means to tell me that if its freezing outside, she has to wear that piece of clothing w/ the big gaping hole at the bottom (a skirt, guys and gals,) because shes worried about her friends (majority Pentecostal) not talking to her and shit? Looks like someone needs to get some new fucking friends! Thats nothing but bullshit. . . .and partially why I don't like religion in the first place, especially religions like that. [Change of Plans For Sure. . . .I Hope] Ok, so no Minnesota. Panama City it is! I'm not really rejoicing for Panama City or feeling bad because I'm not going to live in Princeton, but I seriously think Laurens better off staying here, especially since she has to finish her schooling. She will be back on the road to getting her GED (high school diploma's not the best route right now, but the preferred one none-the-less) and I will get a job and keep her mom's old room once she gets the "fuck outta dodge," like my relatives like to say. I'll have to go back to Louisiana to get the iMac, and my switch (they need to keep both routers, since one is for Vonage, and the wireless one because mom's connected to the net out of her room via wireless, and bobby from his laptop via wireless PCMIA card,) and buy a brand new router. I'll also have to buy a wireless card to put in my big Windows/Linux box, and a second NIC card to plug the iMAC to the big box so it can have internet/network capabilities too. I think it will all work out for the better. . . . [Wait, I was under the impression. . .] So Lauren is talking to her mom, pissed off because she stayed out all night long and didn't come back until morning, which includes not calling her to tell her where she is (I know what youre thinking, "but her mom is a grown ass woman. .blah blah blah" but you've never met Lauren lol.) Her mom is getting real pissed back and says, "Well I'm about to give you a rude awakening. . just because I don't screw every person I'm with doesn't make me a bad person!" My heart skipped like 5 beats when I heard that. . and then she says, "Do I need to start a list?," which she repeats about two more times. Now for you conventional people, I'm sure thats not an issue for you. But for someone unusual like me, it poses a huge problem, since I was under the impression that she's only fucked one guy (that fucker I'm sure I mentioned before who convinced her to turn against her family and drop out of school. . .NOT that its all his fault,) which I tolerated and in turn gave to her my virginity. I wasn't just under the impression, I was absolutely-fucking-sure she screwed only one other guy. NOW, Diana (her mother) IS known to lie, so maybe she said that intentionally to piss me off and make me mad at Lauren, because she does do things like that. Y'know I pride myself in saying that I don't make any mistakes. . .but damn. . . .god-fuckin-damnit. . . . I think that, if this is all true, its going to be the biggest hurdle to me to get over in this relationship, because YES I am staying with her, but its going to affect me for a long long time. . .its as if some being likes to make my life the opposite of how I want it. . . .but hey, I'm strong, and I'm fighting it to overcome it. Stop pouting now, Winn, and remember that you still love this girl. On the bright side, it helps explains why she knows so much. . . . . [Anal Excretions] Boy do I feel like shit! I've been thinking its my sinuses or something to do w/ the weather, but now I'm really feeling like shit and I think I may have caught something from someone recently, and with the other bullshit going on I could just vomit out my organs right now and I'd be an ok mutha-SHUTYOMOUTH! I've been taking Sudafed (spelling?) but its not doing crap for me. Maybe I should step up to like. . .crack or something. . jk Wow, I finally finished a post!

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