Well,
okay aki again is bugging me to update my page so if it will keep her entertained(she is compalining of bordome to me over the phone)i will do it for her. today i was working on my bonsi tree when aki called me to talkj, so naturaly i switched to something mindless such as cleaning my room so i could talk to her. i thonk we talked for about meh, three hours when i had to vacume. i have cusins coming over you see, so when we got back on the phone after i vacumed, she said i whould post so voala. anyways on top of that i wrote an essey(yes i type esseys for fun call me a freak and get over it.) last week that i couldent put up because i didnt feel like re-typing it on my dads compy, and i didnt have my jump-drive, so now im at moms house and have my jump drive, i can post it.
So now ladies and gents, for your reading plesure, i present to you...
An Essay on Saving the World
Everyone sees in movies, comic books, and videogames, how a superhero always rises to save the world in its darkest hour. I don’t know about you, but it think that they’re kind of cheesy. If some darkness was to sweep across the world today, I think we’d all be screwed. Anyone who would want to save the world would bee too weak, and anyone who was strong enough, would probably not want to do it because they would realize that ‘hey, there’s no profit in saving the world’. Ahhh, and the price of saving the world is that you have to go on with a normal life afterward, and who would want to go back to normal life after saving the world and having big battles on a daily basis
Yeah sure you could write some crappy book about memoirs of your adventure, but it would probably suck and no one but old farts would read it. Or maybe some dude you saved might give you some stuff, like if you saved a fisher man, he might give you free fish for life, but you can’t eat fish forever. Eventually you have to buy the other four food groups.
And that would be if you keep your identity known, and that would be just plain annoying because you would have fans, and reporters, and people you save stopping you on the street so you would never get anything done. Maybe you could endorse someone or do some ads, although that would be boring, and I personally would laugh at anyone who is reduced to working in ads. Seriously, if I see some fallen celebrity on a car commercial I laugh, say it’s a real testament to how they must be pretty desperate.
Or maybe they would walk around a city wearing designer cloths for a living, being a walking advertisement. I mean if you saw your idol walking around NYC and loved the shirt they were wearing would you buy it even if it cost like sixty bucks? Chances are, yes. That actually sounds like a cool job, of course you would have be famous first…
That can’t be too bad though, I mean how hard can saving the world be? Slay a few monsters, hack a few systems, kill a few bad guys, and as long as you have a bigger gun and stay five steps ahead there’s no doubt you’ll win. Unless your going up against someone like Kira from death note. In that case, go with the flow and worship him, because Kira is cool, and chances are if you’re reading this I give a shit about you, and don’t want you to die. Not that anything like that would happen… <_< >_>
Yeah so let’s go save the world, I want free shoes.
okay, first the pic of the post
and now the question, facing the facts put up in my essey, would you wanty to save the world? and if so, what would you wear, and what would your weapon be?
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