Tuesday, July 3, 2007

   July 4th
Happy Fourth of July everyone! Well, my family and I are going down to the beach to have hotdogs and smores. Then we can sit back and see the fireworks right from our backyard practically. The beach is only down the road, and since no one knows about it, it will just be us. ^^ Well, I hope you guys all have a good time!
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Thursday, June 28, 2007

   ............T.T............
My Mom tried to give me a driving lesion this evening. I stalled the car an uncountable number of times, flooded the engine at least twice, and I ran into the wall, so now the headlight is shattered (but the bulb still works....for now) and its dented. I felt like crying. But my Mom wasnt even mad. Im so happy she's understanding like that. I still feel awful though.
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Monday, June 25, 2007

   Sunburn
Well, I went to the beach yesterday with my Dad. It was really alot of fun. Then a few hours later I noticed my skin felt hot, so I put more sunscreen on. When I got home, my whole back, face, and shoulders were bright red. It hurts to even move. I feel miserable, and I have to keep putting aloe on it every few hours because my skin is absorbing it like a sponge absorbs water. I dont think it will be to bad this time, Ive had worse burns. Well, as a word of advice to everyone-When your in the Caribbean ,Always apply sunscreen for EVERY hour that your in the sun, even if it says it lasts 8 hours or something like that. If you dont, you get the ass burned out of your skin, which leads to skin cancer when your older.
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Thursday, June 14, 2007

   Now Thats my kind of Math Test.
LOS ANGELES HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM

I'm glad to see that schools are finally starting to teach practical math
that these kids can use is real-world situations! It's about time!

LOS ANGELES HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM

NAME____________________
GANG/CREW NAME______________ CRIB_________________





1. Ramon has an AK-47 with a 30 round clip. He usually misses 6 out of
every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many
drive-by shootings can Ramon attempt before he has to reload?

2. Otis has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320
and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest
of his hold?

3. Rufus pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per
day must each ho turn to support Rufus's $800 per day crack habit?

4. Dave wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20%
profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to obtain the 20% profit?

5. Desmond gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for stealing a Corvette, and
$100 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more
Corvettes must he steal to have $900?

6. Tom got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his
common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money will
be left when he gets out?

7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average
letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with 3 eight ounce
cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?

8. Tyrone knocked up 3 girls in the gang. There are 27 girls in his gang.
What is the exact percentage of girls Tyrone knocked up?

9. LaSheena is a lookout for the gang. LaSheena also has a Boa Constrictor
that eats 3 small rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat. If LaSheena makes
$700 week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed the Boa on one week's
income?

10. Marvin steals Joe's skate board. As Marvin skates away at 15 mph, Joe
loads his 357 Magnum. If it takes Joe 20 seconds to load his piece, how far
away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?

( No offence meant to any who take offence)
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Sunday, June 10, 2007

   My new pet
Hi people. Guess what? I got a new pet. Its a Hermit crab. He's pretty big. I will name him Sheldon and he will be my Sheldon and I will love him and not over-caffinate him like I did to my other hermit crabs in the past. ( I fed them coffee grounds because I thought it was 'organic' my Mom told me they eat 'organic' foods. I guess her coffee grinds didnt count....then again, I was only 10 at the time. ^^) He seems pretty cool, and I like his shell. He has good taste. I found him outside today and decided to keep him for a bit. Until he has to change his shell. ^^ Well, thats my post. Bye!
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Thursday, June 7, 2007

   My poor sister.
lol. Yesterday my sister wanted to do some cleaning around the house and I helped a bit. Then we came to the bathroom and she said,"Hey Si,*pronounced 'sigh'* while we're here, lets boil the toothbrushes so they get clean too." (yeah, we do that. with the moisture down here, mold grows on everything if ya dont clean, so once a month or so, we do this.)so she put them in a pot and came back like 20-30 min. later. Well guess what happened to her toothbrush? It melted. It was straight once, but now its curved like a boomerang. The look on her face was priceless! She was like "OMG! My TOOTHBRUSH!" Hahahaha. Mine was just fine for some odd reason. She insists on keeping it. Our Mom laughed until she cried when Talla showed her. ^^ And thats the only thing I can think to post about. Thats how bored I am.
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Saturday, June 2, 2007

summer. Oh joy.
Isnt it funny that we wait all year for summer, and when it comes we could just die of boredom....or the bloddy heat index! Thank you global warming, and lousy human kind for starting it! Well, like most of you Im hot,(^^ sorry I cant turn it down a notch. lol)bored....bored....bored...and did I mention BORED? Someone save me from this inescpable boredome! But at least im not sick anymore! ^^ Well, I hope you guys are bored too. Then we can be bored together. lol. ^^
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Tuesday, May 29, 2007

This is for all those who have died during the War in Iraq.
The Soldire.
May Angels lead you in.
Free from this earth and sin.
You were truly a gem on this earth.
Very few here knew your worth.
What is the view like up there?
Is their song and dance in the air?
Now darling, please answer me this.
Is Heaven a place full of bliss?
I know that’s where you’re resting right now.
No more work from the sweat of your brow.
You left in the ‘glory’ of war.
Pointless violence, killing, and gore.
You died for your country, that’s true.
But what has your country done for you?
They sent you over, as a relief force.
Now your dead, but they show no remorse.
I suppose that I’m bitter, it’s true.
But if you were me, wouldn’t you be bitter too?
This war is a pointless thing.
Nothing has come of it but death and killing.
My mourning for you will be loud.
But know in my anguish, I’m proud.
For we will be reunited in death.
Once I’ve taken my last breath.
And Angels will lead me in.
To be with you once again.

This poem was inspired by the quote "Ours is not to reason Why, Ours is but to Do and Die."-Charge of the Light Brigade. I have several friends who'se parents have gone over o Iraq, so this is a tribute to our solidires.
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Friday, May 25, 2007

   Allo.
Well, today was our last Friday of the year. Then I have all day Tuesday, and Wed-Thurs are my exams. Wish me luck. ^^ And I hope You guys all do well too.
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Friday, May 11, 2007

The Retards Return.
Ok, so I think I'm going to be able to do a mini series on 'The Retards' because my classmates are just dumb. In this episode.....Someone glued 2 quarters to the sidewalk and then my sisters friend (DarkHarpie) brought a flathead screwdriver to school to get them up( Who wastes 50 cents for something so lame?). And the boys in my class are playing a type of Survivor game. At P.E. they will gather in a group and gossip away like their lives depend on it. The first person to repeat gossip or tell about something that happened ages ago is 'kicked off the island' and is shunned for the rest of the day. That isnt all to stupid, but the gossip they go on about is just...no words can describe it. But of course, IM still the weird one in my class. Anyway, stay tuned in for next time. ^^
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