Okay, so I was distraught. Now I'm happy again!!!!
Anywho, I have a few jokes for you (I'm bored, canya tell?).
Okay.
So I was talking to god and I say:
"God, how much is $100000000000000000000 to you?"
And he says:
that is like a penny to me!
"How long is a millenium to you?"
IT is like a second to me!
"God, can I have $100000000000000000000?"
Let me think about that for a minute...
And I haven't heard from him since.
I thought that was funny...
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