Sunday, September 11, 2005

The Finale Part 2
The Fight Against Electro was a Losing One. I Had To Fake My Own Death with Lasagna! While I Was Running Up To The Top of The Building I Saw Doc Ock Running Down Somewhere.I Left Him Alone Because I Had The Generator to worry About Still. Electro was Just About to Start The Generator but Luckily SAFE came in Time and Had These Little Electronic Gadgets That Stopped His Electricity By Absorbing his Power. WHile He Was Falling I Was Still Running And I Hit Him Right in the Face! So We Have The Generator and The Vulture, Mysterio, and Electro Under Arrest. Now We Have to Stop Doc Ock, Chameleon and The Gentleman! We Got Pity to Go On Our Side, And We Were Going to FInd Him and Stop Him. As It Turns Out The Gentleman had Escaped Arrest Even Before World War 2. He Even Escaped Captain America! He Must Be Stopped For Good.
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Saturday, September 10, 2005

The Finale Part 1
The Sinister Six is Attacking and So Far The Odds Are With Me and Against Me. Electro Attacked at The Statue of Liberty and A Few SAFE Members Died. Doc Ock has Just Put The Generator High Enough to Wipe Out The Systems of Every Computer From A 400 Mile Rdaius. I Just Beat Vulture and Now I'm Fighting Electro! This is Hard As Hell THis Man Can Destroy Whole City Blocks If He Wanted to! It's Up To Me To Take Them All Down.
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Thursday, September 8, 2005

The Reason For Stealing The Generator
They Plan to Wipe Out The Financial Records of New York! It Also Turns Out They Stole A Special Chemical That Wipes Out Ink! The Generator Will Wipe Out The Computer Records and The Chemical Will Destroy The Paper Records!Me and SAFE Will Have To Do Everything in Our Power to Stop Them!
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Wednesday, September 7, 2005

Assault on Rand-Meachum.
A Research Facility Was Attacked by The Sinister Six and Many People Died! They Stole a certain part called the Oltion Generator. Why? I Don't Know Yet Me and SAFE Are Going to Brainstorm about Why. The Reason I Didn't Get to the Facility was because I was Fighting One Of The Six Somewhere Else. I Didn't Really Win But I Got Close! I Need to Take Done The Sinister Six Before They Kill Anymore People!
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Tuesday, September 6, 2005

The Disk Jockey
This Man Literally Never Heard of Super Heroes or Super Villians. He Actually Thought It Was A Good Idea to Become A Super Villian. In Fact He Thought He Was The First One Ever To Do It! The Fact Is He Wasn't Even The First One This Week. I Talked Him Out of Trying To Fight Me and Being Evil. I Wish I Could Do That With Everybody. Oh Well, The Sinister Six Are Still Out There The Agency SAFE is Helping(SAFE is SHIELDS CounterPart) It's Up To Me And Them To Stop The Sinister Six and There Evil Business Man Leader The Gentlemen from Destroying New York!
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Monday, September 5, 2005

The Day of Terror!
First Vulture Attacked I Beat Him, Then Doc Ock, Who Beat The Crap Out of Me Before I Beat Him, Then Mysterio Who Was Easier. Then I Had A Battle Against All Six of Them in The Daily Bugle. It was Tough But I Won! Mysterio Left Me A Gift. Everyone in The Daily Bugle Dead! Even Though It Was A Hologram it was one of Those Things That Screws With Your Mind! The Sinister Six Will Go Down! No One Died in The Day of Terror! Thanks to Me! But They're Still Out there! And I Have To Stop Them!
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Sunday, September 4, 2005

The Revenge of The Sinister Six!
The Sinister Six Have Come Back to Get There Revenge on Me, Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man! Sandman is Reformed and They Replaced him with A Girl Named Pity. They Have Proclaimed a Day of Terror. They Will Destroy Everything in There Path Unless I Can Stop Them!
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Saturday, September 3, 2005

   Labor Day Weekend! And The Poor People in New Orleans.
It's Labor day Weekend a 3 day weekend, but I can't enjoy it knowing the People of New Orleans need help. The Rapists and Murderers are out there where's The Punisher When You Need Him.
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Thursday, September 1, 2005

The Web of Spider-Man, Sarah Rodriguez and The Cricket Wars
I Bought A Comic of The 30th Anniversary of Web of Spider-Man and The War Against the Cricket's is A Tough One. They Outnumber Me To one to Over A Hundred!!! And I Wonder Why I Like Sarah Rodriguez and Do I Have a Shot? (Probably Not) Well I'll Leave You At that. Like Stan Lee Says, Til' Next Time True Believers.
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Monday, August 29, 2005

CRICKET ATTACK!!!!!!!!
There's Cricket's EveryWhere!!!! I Saw Like 20 of Them Under One Car at H-E-B! And School was Filled With Quite A Few! My God! I'll Need to Use My Spider Powers To Take them All down!

The Ramones Did Spider-Man's theme Here's it Lyrics
Ramones-Spider Man

Spider man, spider man
Does whatever a spider can
Spins a web any size
Catches thieves just like flies
Look out!
There comes the spider man

Is he strong?
Listen, bud
He's got radioactive blood
Can he swing from a thread?
Take a look overhead
Hey, there!
There goes the spider man

In the chill of the night
At the scene of a crime
Like a streak of light
He arrives just in time

Spider man, spider man
Friendly neighborhood spider man
Wealth and fame
He's ignorant
Action is his reward
Look out!
Here comes the spider man

To him, life's a big bang up
Whenever there's a hang up
You'll find the spider man.
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