Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Haha, haven't posted in a while...
Here's a story I had for creative writing. It was originally tailored to be a Shaman King Cinderella crossover but I changed it. And there also used to be some...stuff. Any way, what time zone is everyone in? I know some of you, but it would help with others.

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Ella with blinding pink hair that lived with her evil stepmother and two evil stepsisters. The hair was to ward off the evilness, and believe me, it worked. One day, a messenger came with a message. Ella gave this message to her stepmother. It invited everyone to the ball so that the prince could choose a bride. Ella helped get her stepmother and stepsisters get dressed into their finest clothes. They left in a hurry and were off to the ball, leaving poor Ella behind. She cried because she could not go and had nothing pretty to wear. So her fairy godmothers appeared.
“Go get a pumpkin and some rats!” Now these fairy godmothers looked nothing like fairies at all so she was too scared to disobey. She didn’t like rats and pumpkins are very heavy. When she had all the things, the fairy godmothers waved their wands and transformed the pumpkin into a shining, red sex-a-go-go Viper 2000. The rats drove. Ella was excited, but still down about what she would wear. The fairy godmothers waved their wands again, and Ella’s clothes turned into the most beautiful gown you’ve never seen. And on her feet were two smooth glass slippers. She hoped into the carriage. But her fairy godmothers warned her that at 6 o’clock, the spell would wear off. She gave them a wimpy whimper.
“Sheesh, we were just kidding. It wears off at 7’oclock.” Ella thought this was better, jumped into the car and drove away.
After what seemed like forever, they finally arrived at Cinderella’s castle.
“Who the heck was Cinderella?”
Cinderella dressed in yellow, went downstairs to kiss a fellow. By mistake she kissed a snake. How many doctors will it take? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5…

Ella hurried up the steps since she was already late. When she came through the doors everyone turned to look at her. They all screamed in agony at the sight of her hair. The prince however thought it was the most beautiful hair in the world. He came to her and asked her to dance with him. She turned the color of her hair. And, of course, the evil stepmother and stepsisters are absolutely oblivious to the fact that that it’s her just because it would ruin the story if they did. They danced late into the night. Well, not that late. Just until 7. She changed back into her old self that wasn’t pretty right in the middle of the room for everyone to see. Her stepmother and stepsister’s jaws dropped. She ran with no explanation, leaving a glass slipper behind. Don’t ask me why they stayed and the dress didn’t. Everyone else went home.

The prince ordered a search for all pink-haired girls in the kingdom. But by that time, everyone had dyed their hair pink, blinding them all. Ella’s stepmother and stepsisters also did this and locked her up in a tower with no doors and one window. So then the prince came up with a brilliant idea (which is rare for him). He decided that whoever’s foot could fit into the slipper would be the person he would marry. When he came to Ella’s house, her stepmother told him there was no one else home after trying to stuff her foot into the tiny slipper. Ella leaned her head out the window and yelled.
“Give me your cookies!” The prince was so shocked and surprised by this random comment that he dropped the slipper. It shattered into a million pieces and one piece got into everybody’s eye and—that’s a different story. The prince decided she was good enough and wanted o marry her.

But how to get her down? How did she get up in the first place? After recalling a fairy tale, he instructed her to let down her hair. But her hair was too short. Oh.
“Let down your rope ladder!” She suddenly realizes that she does indeed have a rope ladder in the tower with her.
“You want this?” She drops the whole bundle down over the edge. The prince watched the ladder fall to the ground before slapping his forehead.
“Princess, how much of an idiot art thou?!” She took this in and started to cry. “No, please don’t cry. I’ll give you my cooki—“
“COOKIES!” are her dying words. She jumps out the window in a moment of madness and breaks her neck. Unfortunately, Cinderella’s doctors were able to save her. …998, 999, 1000! Yay! 1001, 1002…

The doctors fixed her up and made her into the beautiful princess they had seen on the night of the ball. Ella became pretty once more. Her stepmother was furious and her stepsisters jealous, but the prince was overjoyed. He immediately proposed. She agreed and they live unhappily ever after.
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