Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Be on the lookout for a site change. Again.
Me and surgimmortal were talking. About what I can't remember, but it led to her idea of a social classes zoo. So here's what came out of my messed up mind:

surgimmortal: RUN IT BITES!!

Im gonna make a zoo and its gonna be filled with the social classes. Like Emo and stuffs.

SpiffySporkPerson: Gotta be careful with those emos. Bad emo! Bad!

Preps are carnivorous and oftentimes cannibalistic so you can't put them together, especially with others in their family like wannabes. Two doses of Highschool Musical a day should keep them tame UNLESS they're one of the closely related gossips slash spoiled brats. Goths have naturally dark hair eyes and lips. Although they will deny their cravings at first, goths feed on enormous amounts of sugar and candy. Also in the goth family is the emo. Emos are nervous jittery critters but with a little love and care you'll have another punk on your hands. Punks vary quite drastically from goths but are still found to have relations to them. Hippies are a handful. You gotta keep drugging them up so the people watching wont be too bored. Sluts, on the other hand, are very interesting to watch, especially when put in the same pen as play boys. They branch off from their main family, the preps, and come in the varieties slut, prostitute, whore and ho as well as many other unmentionables. You've got the fag pen to your left, dyke pen on the right, and straight ahead, the bis trans and questionings that don't know which gender to fuck. There's the whole japan originating section filled with lolita catgirls, visual kei, ganguro kogals, coplayers school girls, and whatever else is oozing outta japan. You can basically dump them in one big atrium. Coming up are the nerds and the geeks which must be kept separate at all times. Geeks seek knowledge while their cousins, the nerds, seem to be stuck with information. Then there are subclass nerds that are nerdy for one particular subject, for example, Star Wars. Nerds can sometimes be grouped with wannabes. Did I mention psychopaths? Well they're in a different section all together *cough* probably all murdered each other by now. A subclass of the psychopath is the mentally impaired, better known as a retard. Give them mushy bananas and you'll see they can be quite gentle. And I seem to have forgotten all about jocks. Umm, stick them in the slut pen and I think things'll work out. If the preps are looking squirmy you can stick a few jocks in there too. And here we have the shy people. Shh, we want to be able to observe them without scaring them off. Dang, there are a lot of asians in this group. I guess it wasn't smart to put them next to gangsters. The gangsters will have an infinite number of things to say and DO to you but never fear, for we have the almighty Solja Boy cd. *toss* See, they run after it like dogs. Ah and in this far and isolated corner. All the people who don't fit in anywhere. Or don't give a damn. I feel right at home when I'm with my beloved fellow individuals. Hope you enjoyed your tour, come again soon!

Yeah... I just completely stole your idea.

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Meh. Have a great Thanksgiving everyone!
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