Sunday, December 25, 2005

   Merry Holidays, Everyone!
No, I'm not being politically correct, that was a joke between a friend of mine and I.

Merry Christmas.
Happy Hannukah.
Happy Kwanza.
Happy Holidays.

Whatever you are, you've been stood for in this post. Be happy. ^^

I'm happy.

I made out like a bandit.

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Garth Brooks 6 CD Set
Little Big Town CD
Puppet named Jim (long story)
UT Jacket
CD Case
More candy than a normal human being could possibly eat

Not to mention I get loads of stuff from my Father when I go to his house and my Mom once I get back home! ^^ (hey, coming from a broken family has its perks. Right now I'm at my Sister's Dad's. ^^)

We're going to be going to church in Azle, and then going to see my sister's grandparents. Tommorrow I'll be heading to MY Fathers. Frankly, I don't want to go. He's a jerkwad who only cares about money. But hey, I get stuff from the Dude so "Ho, Ho, Ho!" >:D

We may be talking Edits later, but I doubt it as I'll be pretty sleepy after all the drama. >:P
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Saturday, December 24, 2005

I'm...back. o.o
It's been...a long time.

A really long time.

Like, more than 8 months.

I have started many posts throughout these 8 months, but something would always draw me away from it. Be it my sister haplessly asking me for advice, or a friend giving me a call about school work. I'd just close down the screen and ignore it for yet another week.

So I suppose now would be a good time to catch up. Currently I am alone in my room, it's really dark. I like it when it's really dark. This way, there are no distractions.

Well I don't know where to start, so I'll just pick up about the last time I posted.

April: We had alot of end-of-year exams. This was the main reason I became lazy. ^^;

May: We were let out of school....and the rush of summer caught up with me. I went to Pickin' In the Pines, a country music festival over in East Texas. It was cool, minus the lack of internet access.

June: I broke the computer! Nothing really happened, but my mom refused to fix it. She said it was for my own good. Oh yeah, I got new furniture in my room! Pretty antique redwood....o.o Because my great-grandmother went to the Old Folk's Home and I got all her stuff. ^^

July: This was a sad month. My little brother, James, drowned at a lake while I was at youth camp. I was torn up about it, and frankly I haven't gotten much better. All I do is pray about it.

August: School started back up! I entered the 8th grade, and I got my first C. x.x I think that was one of my first near-death experiences.

September: Nothing.

October: I was a Gothic UT Fan for Halloween. Nuff Said.

November: I turned 14 on the 23. That was awesome. xD Got a slow dance with this guy I really liked but he turned out to be a bastard who played me but lets not go there. ^^ What he doesn't know is that he lost his own personal stalker....and his best friend found it. >=3

December: Just a sexy month. :D IDK nothing has happened yet. Oh yeah I got my report card today....

Algebra 1 TAG 74
Symphonic Orchestra 80
Computer Literacy 95
Industrial Tech 100
Language Arts TAG 83
Science TAG 88
US History 78

What I gather from this information:

Even though I'm a dumbass, I can still be in the labor force and build stuff!

Okay well I hope you all are doing well, I'll do my best to go and see everyone's site.

I'll try to get on a bit more often too, this once every 8 month stuff isn't going to cut it!

~KAYLA
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Saturday, April 23, 2005

  

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Sunday, April 17, 2005

Hey all...

I may not be on all next week because we have Standardized EXAMS.

So I'll see ya'll in the indefinite future, ok?

Luvs,

Kotu
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Tuesday, April 5, 2005

EXPLODING BRAINS
I'm gonna rot your brain by the time you finish reading this.

Okay?

Just letting you know.

So, first off, I'm going to tell you that I have nothing to do. THEREFORE, this post is pointless.

That doesn't mean I can't post it.

Pointless posts rock.

Now that I've gotten that off my chest, I'm gonna tell you my opinion on "Service".

At one time in my life, I thought I had a handle on the meaning of the
word "service".



It was the act of doing things for other people.



Then I heard these terms:



Cable Service

City/County Public Service

Civil Service

Customer Service

Internal Revenue Service

Postal Service

Service Stations

Telephone Service



I became confused about the word "service".



This is not what I thought "service" meant.



Then today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one said he had hired a
bull to "service" a few of his cows.



Bam!



It all came into perspective!



Now, I understand what all those "service" agencies are doing to us!

Ha.

Ha.

Ok, now I shall further turn your noodle into Ramen and mashed potatoes.

WITH SPORKS AND CRACKISH ICONS.

-digs in bag for all of her needed equipment-

I LEFT THE SPORKS AT HOME?

Okay, well, here are the icons. All were made by me or
www.myotaku.com/rain_shower/


ICON #1:



I came up with the idea. One cold, cold February morning. I still had poptarts in my teeth when I blurted it out. BAM. Then Ryu, with her magnificent icon sense, made it. PERFECTED it. So there it is. POOPOO. XD I wuv crack.

ICON 2:



The argument that begot this icon, made by Ryuusei, is so stupid that it BEARS REPEATING.

CAUTION: THE FOLLOWING CONVERSATION IS VERY OFFENSIVE AND CRACKISH. Perhaps that's why you know you are going to click on it anyway.


Ryu: Hey, Kotu(it's ANOTHER Kayla. XD That's her nickname.), got something for you. *shows hot picture of Al*

NOTE: THIS PICTURE WAS SO HAWT DAMNISH. IT HAD AL AND ALL THAT WAS PROTECTING MY INNOCENT EYES FROM HIS BITS AND PEICES WAS STEAM FROM THE SHOWER HE WAS IN!!!

Kotu: Oh...my...gaaawd...THAT WAS REALLY...REALLY...wow...I'm foaming at the mouth, here.

Ryu: *shows mine, which is Ed*

Kotu: I like your eye candy. Mine is better. >D

Ryu: No, MINE'S better. Shut up, bitch.

Kotu: Nuh Uh...YOURS is a dog of the military. Mine is hot, wet, and in the nuuuuuude....XD

Ryu: SHUT UP. I BET MINE IS MORE FUN IN BED. SO JUST SHUT UP.

Kotu: nahahaha nope. ED HAS NO ASS. :O

Ryu: He's more vulnerable. That's what makes it fun. Al's just a tin can.

Kotu: How would you know? Ed's the ULTIMATE BITCH, remember? XDD I win.

Ryu: That's what makes him better. Instead of letting out moaning sounds and sounding like a hurt puppy, he holds it all in which is amusing to look at. Roy already took care of the dirty work. Which makes Ed better.

Kotu: So you think. Al really hits it off with other metal objects. He wore the dishwasher's ASS out last night. And I beg to differ...I did NOT say "Hot Damn" When he was in the shower. I might have. But I was THINKING "Holy Shit..."

Ryu: Basically the same thing. Al has no talent when it comes to sex WHATSOEVER. He sucks at it. 'Nuff said.

Kotu: XD How would YOU know?? You're just jealous 'cause you ain't getting none from a bad-ass suit of armor. :P I'm gonna be the mature person. It is genetic, being good in bed is part of the Elric family line. They are equal. -assumes wise Jedi position)

Ryu: So they're both good? Fine.

Kotu: Agreed! -salute-


And now you see why I have no life.


ICON 3:

There was no third Icon. But, everything comes in threes, so I made ya'll one. Just cause I needed to do something. SO HERE YA GO. MY THREE MINUTE CRACK JOB.



Okay. Check your ears...your brain is leaking out...along with some paperclips, too.

WAIT! I found something else in my bag of magical crack!

-fumbles around inside-

HA. I found a Cheezit.








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Friday, March 25, 2005

Ankles and Toothpicks
I don't have much to say today.


I sprained my ankle. In P.E.

YOU'LL NEVER EVER GUESS HOW.

I was trying to get a high five.

And missed.

It hurted, but I was so busy laughing at the stupidity of the situation to cry.

And just a few minutes ago, my parents and little sister went to Walmart, so I was left home alone.


BIG MISTAKE.

Anyways, I ate some sausage and beef jerky, then I got a toothpick. I was playing around, so I spit it upward at the ceiling fan.

I SWEAR TO GOD, IT NEVER CAME DOWN.

I cannot find it. So basically, little shards of jerky are everywhere, and are probably gonna grow into steaks or something. Or at least get very stinky and get bugs in my room. THE TOOTHPICK DEFIED THE LAWS OF GRAVITY.
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Saturday, March 19, 2005

Cool Stuff
Hi all!

I'm still in Fort Worth but I was able to get on.

My baby sister was born!!! Her name is Landace Elizabeth Zeig. She was born on March 17, 2005 and weighs 8 lbs. 6 oz. WOOT!

I went four wheelin' a couple days ago. It was cool. I almost lost my prized Texas University ballcap but My ponytail caught it. About the time my dad started going 50 mph I began to say the Lord's Prayer.

We are going to visit a friend of my Dad's from work. His wife is nice. His baby daughter is cute. His son is hawt. O_o Not comparable to Al of course, but damn close.

Here is an icon that I thought up and Ryuusei made. Yeah, I know I'm a genius. Yes, I know she is good at making icons. Yes, I know I was on crack when I made it up.



Ok, gotta go primp for that guy. SORRY ALPHONSE!! T_T See ya'll later!



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Saturday, March 12, 2005

Spring Break
I tell you what! Spring Break is here!!!

I'm going to Fort Worth and Weatherford for Spring Break. My mom and stepdad are going to San Antonio...grrrr.....but oh well.

I might might might maybe might get on as the week progresses, but don't count on it.

GUESS WHAT MY DOG DID TO ME??

This little kid (6 yrs. old) who lives across the street threw this little cat over the fence into the backyard, where we have a terrier and a border collie/aussie. The little kid's sister (Only 9, after all...)runs into my house and- well, here's how it played out.

Claudia (9): -runs into my house and shuts off N64- KAYLA!!! Nicholas threw Coals (That cat I showed you at school, Ryuusei...) over the fence and Abby (Collie/Aussie) and Wishbone (Terrier) are attacking her!

Kayla: OMG!!! -runs outside, hops the fence, and snatches Coals up in like 3.5 seconds-

Abby: -trying to get Coals, puts 3 fang holes in my finger-

Kayla:...ouch.
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Sunday, March 6, 2005

DREAMS
Hey all!

Not much is happening here.

I have some queer dreams I've gotta tell ya'll. CREEPY, I say.

DREAM ONE: 3/2/05

I am staying at a friend's house when the stove starts to flame up. I start pouring water on it and on th 3rd pitcher Gluttony (Fullmetal Alchemist antagonist)crawls out of it and starts staring at me. Lust (Fullmetal Alchemist antagonist) is standing smugly by the door. No escape.

"Oh Chit..." I say. Then Edward (Fullmetal Alchemist Protagonist) cames in with those little telephone operator headphones, notepad in hand.
"Hey, Miss Lust? That guy from Seattle is on line one."

Then this Zen Master guy comes in, telling all of us he's going to bed. Ed has this angry look, then mutters under his breath...
"This is for eating all the brownies that the secretary brought..." Then he pours a vat of blood on Gluttony. Gluttony then starts giggling, then walks slowly into the Zen Master's bedroom. Then I wake up. (We all know what happened.)

DREAM TWO:

I am sitting in a kimono on the sidewalk in Dallas, Texas, asking for truffle recipes. This blonde guy (Ryuusei will know who I'm talking about) named Nathan walks up and hands me about 20 Truffle recipes and then gives me a free box of 100 truffles. I don't even like truffles...anyhow...then I stand up and walk into the Local Whataburger and get a chocolate milkshake and change into an X-men T-shirt and jeans. Nathan follows me in there and says he'll give me more truffles if I give him my milkshake. I tell him to buy himself a milkshake, then steal his truffles when he's not looking.

(DREAMS END)

Whoohoo....now to do my favorite part...

A PORTABLE SHRINE TO TOBY KEITH!!

It could be yours for only $9.99

KaCHING!!!



American girls and american guys
We'll always stand up and salute
We'll always recognize
When we see old glory flying
There's a lot of men dead
So we can sleep in peace at night
When we lay down our head

My daddy served in the army
Where he lost his right eye
But he flew a flag out in our yard
Until the day that he died
He wanted my mother, my brother, my sister and me
To grow up and live happy
In the land of the free.

Now this nation that I love
Has fallen under attack
A mighty sucker punch came flyin' in
From somewhere in the back
Soon as we could see clearly
Through our big black eye
Man, we lit up your world
Like the 4th of july

Hey uncle sam
Put your name at the top of his list
And the statue of liberty
Started shakin' her fist
And the eagle will fly
Man, it's gonna be hell
When you hear mother freedom
Start ringin' her bell
And it feels like the whole wide world is raining down on you
Brought to you courtesy of the red white and blue

Justice will be served
And the battle will rage
This big dog will fight
When you rattle his cage
And you'll be sorry that you messed with
The u.s. of a.
'cause we'll put a boot in your ass
It's the american way

Hey uncle sam
Put your name at the top of his list
And the statue of liberty
Started shakin' her fist
And the eagle will fly
Man, it's gonna be hell
When you hear mother freedom
Start ringin' her bell
And it feels like the whole wide world is raining down on you
Brought to you courtesy of the red white and blue
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Friday, February 18, 2005

Hey, all.

Bored...XDD

Sorry I haven't been on in a while. Both me and Ryuusei are very busy studying for exams! XD

School has royally sucked for the past few. Days. Months. YEARS.

But, I'll be there for YOOOU! When the Rain starts to Pour...I'll be there for you...Cause you're there for me toooooo.......

-cough- Sorry...I got the Friends theme song stuck in my head.

Speaking of Ryu! She should be back within a couple of days/weeks. She's doing good, although she was EXTREMELY pissed off by my Garfeild and Winry/Alphonse and Armstrong couples. She was. So, I removed them for HER SAKE...XDD

Here is a hilarious joke meh mother got on her e-mail.

Priceless

Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover he can't believe. He forces
himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of
aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them,
a single red rose!
Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
pressed.
Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,
spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins,
cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the
bathroom mirror, and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is
on the stove, I left early to go shopping--Love you!"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and
the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks,
"son...what happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You broke
some furniture, puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you
ran into the door."
"So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose,
and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when
she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, lady,
I'm married!"
Broken furniture - $85.26
Hot Breakfast - $4.20
Red Rose bud -$3.00
Two Aspirins -$.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time.........Priceless.


See ya'll...

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