Sunday, February 6, 2005

Hiya all. Because I'm bored, I'm just gonna give ya'll a whole bunch of images that I thought were funny. Ya need a laugh now and then. *nod* Okay, well, here goes.



I like snowcones. I like this one alot. XD



Family Ties. Screw it, it ends up getting you killed. O_O;;



Showing the stupidity of birds!!!I have a cockatiel that is really smart, though. She yells at my dad when it is time for him to go to work. it is cool.



I like this, a. because Al is in his body, and b. because It reminds me of my favorite reality TV show, Survivor.

Okay, gotta get ready for school tommorrow, see ya'll later!

-Komotu


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Tuesday, January 25, 2005

Ouch.
I just, like, had a headone collision with my next door neighbor, Jeremy. It hurt like 'ell.

See, he tried to swat me with a roll of paper, and, being the dumbass I am, I tried to, like, stand up and say...
"You can't touch this." He says, "Really?" And pretends like he's gonna chase after me. I bolt across the front yard, then U-turn and chase after him. I guess he used perifial vision cause he turned around just as I hit him.

All I could say through all the "Ow.."'s was

"IF I CAN'T DO LONG DIVISION AFTER THIS I'M TAKING YOU DOWN!"
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Sunday, January 16, 2005

I got nothin.
Hi All.
I am the pitima of bored.
I've been studying for the SAT's all weekend. I took some practice test today...here are my scores!

Math: 530
Verbal: 520

*is completely ecstatic*

WHO WATCHED THE ICE SKATING LAST NIGHT?

I was, like, really happy. My mom was crying. No, really, WEEPING. Michelle Kwan won her 9th title. She's tied at a world record...WITH HER ROLE MODEL! It's a big deal, man. Cohen came in second, with some 15 year old in third. Imagine, 15 and winning bronze in a worldwide event? That is massive.

Just got through watching Jungle 2 Jungle, starring Tim Allen. It's a good movie, especially when you're eating it with a pint sized Blue Bell Pecan Praline carton. *begins to sing the Blue Bell song*

Tomorrow is Martin Luther King day. Meaning, NO SCHOOL, MAN. *unsets alarm and does a little dance* Seriously, I cannot contain myself. I think school is okay, but ya know, I just get tired of it. I can't wait for this education thing to just be over.

Who in here watches X-files?
Surely I'm not the only one...

Well, it IS on RIGHT DURING Fullmetal Alchemist, so I know diehard Fullmetals don't watch it. I normally would pick FMA ANYDAY, but being that I don't have Cable at my current residence, I can't watch it unless I go to my Dad's. That is only every other weekend, and I can't go for the next four weeks cause of this SAT bullcrap. So, I is stuck with Foxx Moulder on my Saturday Nights.

Anyhoo, this episode was really cool. These guys go on this excavation and recover this dead chick who was like a Shaman. Meaning she's sacred. So they take her back to the states, and suddenly,. all these people start keeling off. The FBI blames it on this guy getting high off of some syrup called Yahay,(Not to be confused with Yahoo soda) but then he dies. So Foxx Moulder and his magical seductrice Sculley *sarcasm* Go into the sewage pipes. Turns out, the real criminal is these possessed cats, apparently controlled by the dead spirit of this Shaman lady.

Needless to say, it was interesting. My Step-Dad got home from work (He works night shift) and saw me eating caramel popcorn, glued to the TV. He was like, "Watcha Watchin?" So we sat down and watched it together. One scene, some secretary named Marna gets wiped out by rats coming out from the toilet, so today at lunch my sister went to use the john and she took a while, so after about 15 minutes my dad goes, "Let's hope that thing off the X-files don't happen to her." And we laughed, My mom had no idea what we were talking about. (She was asleep) It was funny.

God, I've been on that long? Lord, I'm tired. Well, I'll see if I can't get on in the morning, and I'll visit sites, plus I've got more Homework to do in the morning anyhow.
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Saturday, January 1, 2005

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!


See that guy? He's got one of the worst jobs in the world. Hovering 100 feet in the air playing Father Time. (I got that picture from Yahoo search. NOT MINE.)

So, anyhoo.

Sorry I ain't posted. I've been QUITE the busy camper.

I had Christmas.

I got alot of socks.
I like socks.
And feet. Feet are good too.
I guess I have a fedish for feet.
And a soul for socks.

And I also got an MP3 player.
And some clothes.
Alot of clothes.
Like they expect me to wear them all at once or something.

*Grand Finale*

I.
Got.
A.
Brain.

Wait, False alarm.

I.
Got.
A.
Cell phone.

Yes, Ryu. That thing I had envyed after for, well, EVER? I got one. I am so...HAPPY.


Well, today is New Year's Day.

Time to reflect on the year behind us, the resolutions before us, and that big pot of black eyed peas that my dad is trying to blow up in the other room. *sigh* Yup. He's cursing. It's all over the walls, floor, and ceiling. He's gonna smell like black eyed peas for a week. It'd be in my best interest to stay in here, with the door closed.

To them, I am still asleep. Good.

So, erm, happy new year, and keep your nose clean! I'm off the check the sites!
-Kotu
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Thursday, December 23, 2004

:-)
Okay! Back in Killeen and just in time for Christmas! I spent most of the day in Belton, I got to see my step brothers for the first time in 11 months, that was...well...eventful. Let's just say my stepdad and mom were about ready to either kill someone or take a valium. (The one being killed being myself...I was the closest at hand...)

2 days...2 days until we are blessed with the 2004th birthday of our savior...

2 days until we are being fed and watered with turkey...ham...duck...all varieties of meatloaf...

2 days until we are knee deep in wrapping paper, and those grateful words will be uttered:

"IS THIS ALL I GOT??"

Yes, only 2 more days.

And now, I shall pull out a controversal subject for us to ponder.


'Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer,
the beer had gone flat and the pizza was staler.
The tube socks hung empty, no candies or toys,
and I was camped out on my old Lay-Z-Boy.
The kids they weren't talking to me or my wife,
the worst Christmas they said they had had in their lives.
My wife couldn't argue and neither could I,
so I watched TV and my wife, she just cried.

When out in the yard the dog started barkin',
I stood up and looked and I saw Sheriff Larkin.
He yelled, "Roy I am sworn to uphold the laws
and I got a complaint here from a feller named Claus."
I said, "Claus, I don't know nobody named Claus,
and you ain't taking me in without probable cause."
Then the Sheriff he said, "The man was shot at last night."
I said, "That might have been me, just what's he look like?"
The Sheriff replied, "He's a jolly old feller, with a big beer gut belly,
that shakes when he laughs like a bowl full of jelly.
He sports a long beard, and a nose like a cherry."
I said, "Sheriff that sounds like my wife's sister Sherri."
"It's no time for jokes Roy" the Sheriff he said.
"The man I'm describing is dressed all in red.
I'm here for the truth now, it's time to come clean.
Tell me what you've done, tell me what you've seen."
Well I started to lie then I thought what the hell,
it wouldn't have been the first time that I've spent New Years in jail.

I said, "Sheriff it happened last night about ten,
and I thought that my wife had been drinking again."
When she walked in from work she was as white as a ghost.
I thought maybe she had seen one of them UFO's.
But she said that a bunch of deer had just flown over her head,
and stopped on the roof of our good neighbour Red.
Well I ran outside to look and the sight made me shudder,
a freezer full of venison standing right on Red's gutter.
Well my hands were a shakin' as I grabbed my gun,
when outta Red's chimney this feller did run.
And slung on his back was this bag over flowin'.
I thought he'd stolen Red's stuff while old Red was out bowling'.
So I yelled, "Drop fat boy, hands in the air!"
But he went about his business like he hadn't a care.
So I popped a warning shot over his head.
Well he dropped that bag and he jumped in that sled.
And as he flew off I heard him extort,
"That's assault with intent Roy, I'll see ya in court."
-Jeff Foxworthy

Well, gone to visit sites...see ya later!



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Monday, December 13, 2004

Chararaboomdeay
Bleh. Bored. I'm gonna post a tad bit of randomness, hunky dory?

~~~COMPLETE RANDOMNESS~~~

Kotu: -walks into her room- EDWARD!!! What are you doing???
Ed: -is sitting, feet propped up, at my computer desk, keyboard in his lap- Huh? Fixing your Keyboard.
Kotu: You dumbass! It's not broken!
-whole middle row of keys fall out-
Al:...Well, Kotu-chan...if it wasn't broken before, it is now.
Ed: It was, brother. You see, how the "Q" Was way over here and the "K" was all the way on the other side? In a few minutes they'll all be in alphabetical order.
Kotu: What?! NO!!! YOU DUMBASS!!! Stop!! It doesn't go that way!!!
Al: Nii-san? Did you break Kotu-chan's keyboard?
Ed: No, Alphonse...I did not. I'm fixing this human error. Whoever made this is a psychopath who ruined your computing system. -pops out all of the top row, then bangs it against the desk, all the other keys spilling onto the tabletop and floor-
Kotu: -twitch- You dumbass.
Al: Kotu-chan?
Ed: Komotu?
Kotu: -storms out of room, slamming the door, causing all the keys on the desk to roll off-


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Saturday, December 11, 2004

Okay, folks. Sorry for the wait.
I am officially back online, and even though I may not post EVERY SINGLE DAY, I'll try to keep the intervals not as...long.

My life's been swell since I last posted. I had a block there where I wasn't allowed on the computer because of a bad grade. (85. in Band. WHAT IS THAT???)That wasn't the main cause, it was mostly plain laziness.

I am now 13, as of November 23. I am officially a Teenager, as my Mom says, though, that my Mood Swings began shortly after my 7th birthday. Whatever that is supposed to mean.

I also recieved a kick-butt camcorder! Actually, it was saving up for almost a year...but I ended up going to get it from Radio Shack a few days ago.

Okay...by the way...I didn't do my site. Ryuusei (Rain Shower) did it.

Well, see ya'll later.

Kotu


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Saturday, October 30, 2004

Sorry i havta hurry up with this one, but yes, I AM still on myo, just wanted you to Not Worry! O_O
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Sunday, October 10, 2004

I'm baaaaack!
Yesh....Kotu is alive and she's about tired of not being posting. So, here is a recap of everything that's happened since I last posted.



DIDDILY SQUAT.



Ok. Wasn't tghat interesting? Ok, here is a REAL recap of my life as of 2day.

Every day I get up, go to school, and lve out my boring life.

The end.

But today, I plan to:

Eat Butter buns
Play on Computer
Watch TV
Sleep
Read
Play N64
Ride my Bike
Feed my Dog
Watch Xtreme Videos
Go to Sleep

That is my schedule. Won't I be a busy busy girl?

Oh...Ryu...I watched the DVD's.

Cooking is so fun!
Cooking is so fun!
Let's take a break
and see what we have done!
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Thursday, September 23, 2004

Icky Sticky no good....oh! It's GUM!!!
It is here...the one...the only...

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Flag! I'm so proud of it!!!!

Okay, lemme post this, then a seperate REAL post.
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