Tuesday, August 3, 2004

Texan college Lingo:
AGGIE: Someone who went to Texas A&M. They are very smart people, but have the Reputation of being idiots, because they usually have no common sense.

T-Sipper: Texas University grad.

Techsan: Someone who went to Texas Tech.

Baylor Bear: Baylor University ex

TCU: complete brats. > P <
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Quiz of The Day...WHY?
I have been doing this for a while, and it is time I told you why.

I am a very smart person.

I'm not saying that to be egocentric. It's the god's honest truth.

And I like quizzing people with funny stuff, random stuff that noone cares about.

But not today.

Also, here is a joke, I love it!

THE BIG HEADED AGGIE

Once, there was an Aggie (someone who went to Texas A&M, I'll explain later)who went to Alaska. He is bumming out around the slopes when a big eskomo comes up to him. The Aggie acts all tough, and the eskimo dude just laughs.

"You think you all that?!" He yells.

"Yes..." replies the Aggie.

"HA! Any man up here can drink ten gallons of whiskey, do it with a beatiful woman, and wrestle a polar bear in one night!" The brute sneers.

"I'll just so you!" So the Aggie drinks ten gallons of whiskey. Then he goes into a cave.

About an hour later he comes back out, covered in cuts and bruises, with his arm in an awkward position. He walks up to Eskimo man with an insane gleam in his eye.

"Now where is that woman you wanted me to wrestle?"

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O___o
Sorry I haven't been on in forever and a day! I have been VERY busy...

How was everyone? Did you miss me?

Don't answer that.

Ok, I have to do this...



~~~RANDOMNESS ATTACKS!~~~
*Spike and Jet are playing STARFOX 64 on Nintendo 64*

Spike: So, Jet, when are you goin' to give up?

Jet: eh? you wish. *blows up Spike's ship*

Spike: WHA- NO! *kicks TV screen*

Faye: You fool....*throws controller into Airlock.*

Spike and Jet: X___x

*The theme for this, my new older cousins were fighting over the N64, so I threw the controller in the hallway, then sat on them.*
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Sunday, July 25, 2004

   Out of curiousity, has anyone seen Twister? (Bill Paxton and Helen Hunt)
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   Today...Is a lovely Day...
HELLLLO!

In case you are wondering...the Answer to Yesterday's question is...ahem...

BUZZ ALDEN

He was not the first man to walk on the moon, but he was on the Apollo 11 and was also the man who was the loneliest for about 20 minutes. For those 20 minutes, he was farther away from another human than ANYONE had ever been.

Interestin' eh?

Well, Tommorow is SAIL, and we start rehersal. I am going to wear my CAMO hat for the hunter part, and they are supplying me with the actual hunter costume and the pirate costume. Wish me luck!
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Saturday, July 24, 2004

   Bored.
I NEED SOME WHITEOUT TO SNIFF!
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   The stale cookie

I'm just so.......................


BORED.

SAVE ME! SOMEONE! PLEEEEEEEEESE!

No SAIL today. I did make the Hunter, no speaking roles tho. And...I'm the Ghost Pirate in Pirates of the Carribean! Yay. :P

NEW CONTEST!

Who was the first man to crap in his pants in space?

WINNER: Gets a pat on the head and chocolates. (Trigun, today)
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Friday, July 23, 2004

   Thank You
I would like to thank everyone for being so nice and cheering me up during this whole "Chris" thing. Everything will be fine, But I'll just have to wait and see.

I love all of you all so much.

*gives BIIIIIIIIG hug to everyone*
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   Da Hunter
Dangit! Today, I find out if I made the Hunter in SAIL. The only prob is, There was an alternate ending competition, and whoever won would have theirs acted out. But the winner's...DOESN'T have an hunter! So now I will have to be "Spiderman","Star Wars", or "Pirates of the Carribean". NO FAIR! Grrrrr....I'll probably be in the "Star Wars" Part. WOOOOOOOOSH! *lightsaber*
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Thursday, July 22, 2004

   lalalalala
*cries*

SAVE ME FROM THE TORTURE!

The twins won't-leave-me-ALONE!!!
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