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Friday, August 6, 2004


   10 Reasons Why Texas Is Best
This is the glorious State I live in. Most non-Texans do not have pride in their state. In fact, It is considered impolite to ask a man where he is from. If he is from Texas, he'll tell you, if not, don't emmbarass him. Do you know why Texas is such a glorious state?

1. Texas used to be a country. Actually, It was once property of six countries.

France
Spain
Mexico
The Republic of Texas
The Confederacy
The United States of America

2.The Texas flag is the only state flag that can legally fly at the same height as the United states flag.

3. Texas has some abscure weather. It can be blizzarding in Amarillo and be sweldering hot in Brownsville. It can be pouring down in East Texas and a drought could be killing all of the crabgrass in El Paso.

4. We are the home of Chili and Hot Sauce. How many can say that they have tried 750 sauce? I CAN.

5. Until stinkin' Alaska, we were THE biggest state. And if you look on a US map, we still appear that way. Also, comparing population to size, the ratio says we are still bigger than Alaska.

6. We are home to the largest Army Base in the US. FORT HOOD.

7. We are home to the biggest NASA station in the world. Why do you think everyone says, "Houston, we have a Problem"?

8. Texas is leading in the beef, cotton, and citrus fruit industry.

9. Galveston, TX is the most sought after beach front property, even above Miami and Los Angeles.

10. We may have towering Skyscrapers and massive cities, but we also have land where you can stand in one spot and not see anything but the sky and the fields.

So, what do you have to say, non-Texan? You tell me. Please comment...heheheh.

YE-HAW,

Komotu

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