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myOtaku.com: Spike Bebop 1991


Tuesday, August 10, 2004

   Bleh
Hey! How are you all? I'm okay, survivin'.

My Dad, Aaron, is with us. (We've been in Ft. Worth for the past five days and will be back next Monday) I've been with Chris last night and will be there Thursday Friday and will come back here (My Grandparents House) and will go to Dean's on Saturday.

Today I went to work with Chris and helped everyone at his work with filing, copying, and labeling. I was running everywhere and barely had time to sit and eat my Peanut Butter M&M's! His Dad owns Zeig Electric, and he is partly the owner, along with his Sis and his Dad.

Anyways, I'm tired of rambling. Here is a good Discriminating Joke. No Blondes were harmed in the making of this Joke.

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A Blonde wanted some extra cash, so she went door to door, asking to do silly miscellanious chores for money.

At the first door, a middle aged man answered.

"Hi! I'm Barbie! Do you need any Silly Miscellanious Chores done?" She asked.
"Actually, yes. I need my Porch painted. The paint and brushes are in the garage. Here is Twenty Five dollars, I'll give you the other half when I see how you've done." He said, handing her the money. She walked off to the garage, and he shut the door.

When he turned around, his wife stood there, smiling sheepishly.
"Did you tell her it was a porch that went all the way around the house?" She asked.
"No, Why?" He replied.
"I'm starting to believe those blonde jokes from the internet, I guess..." She answered, walking away.

About 30 minutes later, Barbie came to the door.

"Wow, done already?" He said, handing her the other half.
"Yeah, I was finished fifteen minutes ago, but I had enough paint left to do another coat!" She said happily.
They walked around to the front drive, where his expensive sports car was covered in forest green paint. His face twisted in anger, while she just smiled triumphantly.
"By the way, It's not a Porche, it's a Lexus!"
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