Sunday, March 6, 2005

DREAMS
Hey all!

Not much is happening here.

I have some queer dreams I've gotta tell ya'll. CREEPY, I say.

DREAM ONE: 3/2/05

I am staying at a friend's house when the stove starts to flame up. I start pouring water on it and on th 3rd pitcher Gluttony (Fullmetal Alchemist antagonist)crawls out of it and starts staring at me. Lust (Fullmetal Alchemist antagonist) is standing smugly by the door. No escape.

"Oh Chit..." I say. Then Edward (Fullmetal Alchemist Protagonist) cames in with those little telephone operator headphones, notepad in hand.
"Hey, Miss Lust? That guy from Seattle is on line one."

Then this Zen Master guy comes in, telling all of us he's going to bed. Ed has this angry look, then mutters under his breath...
"This is for eating all the brownies that the secretary brought..." Then he pours a vat of blood on Gluttony. Gluttony then starts giggling, then walks slowly into the Zen Master's bedroom. Then I wake up. (We all know what happened.)

DREAM TWO:

I am sitting in a kimono on the sidewalk in Dallas, Texas, asking for truffle recipes. This blonde guy (Ryuusei will know who I'm talking about) named Nathan walks up and hands me about 20 Truffle recipes and then gives me a free box of 100 truffles. I don't even like truffles...anyhow...then I stand up and walk into the Local Whataburger and get a chocolate milkshake and change into an X-men T-shirt and jeans. Nathan follows me in there and says he'll give me more truffles if I give him my milkshake. I tell him to buy himself a milkshake, then steal his truffles when he's not looking.

(DREAMS END)

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American girls and american guys
We'll always stand up and salute
We'll always recognize
When we see old glory flying
There's a lot of men dead
So we can sleep in peace at night
When we lay down our head

My daddy served in the army
Where he lost his right eye
But he flew a flag out in our yard
Until the day that he died
He wanted my mother, my brother, my sister and me
To grow up and live happy
In the land of the free.

Now this nation that I love
Has fallen under attack
A mighty sucker punch came flyin' in
From somewhere in the back
Soon as we could see clearly
Through our big black eye
Man, we lit up your world
Like the 4th of july

Hey uncle sam
Put your name at the top of his list
And the statue of liberty
Started shakin' her fist
And the eagle will fly
Man, it's gonna be hell
When you hear mother freedom
Start ringin' her bell
And it feels like the whole wide world is raining down on you
Brought to you courtesy of the red white and blue

Justice will be served
And the battle will rage
This big dog will fight
When you rattle his cage
And you'll be sorry that you messed with
The u.s. of a.
'cause we'll put a boot in your ass
It's the american way

Hey uncle sam
Put your name at the top of his list
And the statue of liberty
Started shakin' her fist
And the eagle will fly
Man, it's gonna be hell
When you hear mother freedom
Start ringin' her bell
And it feels like the whole wide world is raining down on you
Brought to you courtesy of the red white and blue
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