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Friday, March 25, 2005


Ankles and Toothpicks
I don't have much to say today.


I sprained my ankle. In P.E.

YOU'LL NEVER EVER GUESS HOW.

I was trying to get a high five.

And missed.

It hurted, but I was so busy laughing at the stupidity of the situation to cry.

And just a few minutes ago, my parents and little sister went to Walmart, so I was left home alone.


BIG MISTAKE.

Anyways, I ate some sausage and beef jerky, then I got a toothpick. I was playing around, so I spit it upward at the ceiling fan.

I SWEAR TO GOD, IT NEVER CAME DOWN.

I cannot find it. So basically, little shards of jerky are everywhere, and are probably gonna grow into steaks or something. Or at least get very stinky and get bugs in my room. THE TOOTHPICK DEFIED THE LAWS OF GRAVITY.

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