Tuesday, April 5, 2005

EXPLODING BRAINS
I'm gonna rot your brain by the time you finish reading this.

Okay?

Just letting you know.

So, first off, I'm going to tell you that I have nothing to do. THEREFORE, this post is pointless.

That doesn't mean I can't post it.

Pointless posts rock.

Now that I've gotten that off my chest, I'm gonna tell you my opinion on "Service".

At one time in my life, I thought I had a handle on the meaning of the
word "service".



It was the act of doing things for other people.



Then I heard these terms:



Cable Service

City/County Public Service

Civil Service

Customer Service

Internal Revenue Service

Postal Service

Service Stations

Telephone Service



I became confused about the word "service".



This is not what I thought "service" meant.



Then today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one said he had hired a
bull to "service" a few of his cows.



Bam!



It all came into perspective!



Now, I understand what all those "service" agencies are doing to us!

Ha.

Ha.

Ok, now I shall further turn your noodle into Ramen and mashed potatoes.

WITH SPORKS AND CRACKISH ICONS.

-digs in bag for all of her needed equipment-

I LEFT THE SPORKS AT HOME?

Okay, well, here are the icons. All were made by me or
www.myotaku.com/rain_shower/


ICON #1:



I came up with the idea. One cold, cold February morning. I still had poptarts in my teeth when I blurted it out. BAM. Then Ryu, with her magnificent icon sense, made it. PERFECTED it. So there it is. POOPOO. XD I wuv crack.

ICON 2:



The argument that begot this icon, made by Ryuusei, is so stupid that it BEARS REPEATING.

CAUTION: THE FOLLOWING CONVERSATION IS VERY OFFENSIVE AND CRACKISH. Perhaps that's why you know you are going to click on it anyway.


Ryu: Hey, Kotu(it's ANOTHER Kayla. XD That's her nickname.), got something for you. *shows hot picture of Al*

NOTE: THIS PICTURE WAS SO HAWT DAMNISH. IT HAD AL AND ALL THAT WAS PROTECTING MY INNOCENT EYES FROM HIS BITS AND PEICES WAS STEAM FROM THE SHOWER HE WAS IN!!!

Kotu: Oh...my...gaaawd...THAT WAS REALLY...REALLY...wow...I'm foaming at the mouth, here.

Ryu: *shows mine, which is Ed*

Kotu: I like your eye candy. Mine is better. >D

Ryu: No, MINE'S better. Shut up, bitch.

Kotu: Nuh Uh...YOURS is a dog of the military. Mine is hot, wet, and in the nuuuuuude....XD

Ryu: SHUT UP. I BET MINE IS MORE FUN IN BED. SO JUST SHUT UP.

Kotu: nahahaha nope. ED HAS NO ASS. :O

Ryu: He's more vulnerable. That's what makes it fun. Al's just a tin can.

Kotu: How would you know? Ed's the ULTIMATE BITCH, remember? XDD I win.

Ryu: That's what makes him better. Instead of letting out moaning sounds and sounding like a hurt puppy, he holds it all in which is amusing to look at. Roy already took care of the dirty work. Which makes Ed better.

Kotu: So you think. Al really hits it off with other metal objects. He wore the dishwasher's ASS out last night. And I beg to differ...I did NOT say "Hot Damn" When he was in the shower. I might have. But I was THINKING "Holy Shit..."

Ryu: Basically the same thing. Al has no talent when it comes to sex WHATSOEVER. He sucks at it. 'Nuff said.

Kotu: XD How would YOU know?? You're just jealous 'cause you ain't getting none from a bad-ass suit of armor. :P I'm gonna be the mature person. It is genetic, being good in bed is part of the Elric family line. They are equal. -assumes wise Jedi position)

Ryu: So they're both good? Fine.

Kotu: Agreed! -salute-


And now you see why I have no life.


ICON 3:

There was no third Icon. But, everything comes in threes, so I made ya'll one. Just cause I needed to do something. SO HERE YA GO. MY THREE MINUTE CRACK JOB.



Okay. Check your ears...your brain is leaking out...along with some paperclips, too.

WAIT! I found something else in my bag of magical crack!

-fumbles around inside-

HA. I found a Cheezit.








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